A PANDA WALKS INTO A RESTAURANT....
He orders a full meal, including dessert, and enjoys every bite of it. After finishing the last drop of his wine, he carefully wipes his mouth, stands up, pulls out a .357 and fires off a round into the ceiling. Then he walks out the door.
The manager runs out the door screaming, "Why did you do that?"
The panda turns around and shrugs, "I'm a panda. Look it up."
The manager finds the dictionary and looks up the word "panda". "A black and white bear-like mammal native to China. Eats shoots and leaves."
"LOVE IT!" LMAO :O
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