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    A PANDA WALKS INTO A RESTAURANT....

    He orders a full meal, including dessert, and enjoys every bite of it.  After finishing the last drop of his wine, he carefully wipes his mouth, stands up, pulls out a .357 and fires off a round into the ceiling.  Then he walks out the door.  
    The manager runs out the door screaming, "Why  did you do that?" 
    The panda turns around and shrugs, "I'm a panda.  Look it up."
    The manager finds the dictionary and looks up the word "panda".  "A black and white bear-like mammal native to China.  Eats shoots and leaves." 

    +7  Views: 692 Answers: 7 Posted: 10 years ago
    PANDA

    "LOVE IT!" LMAO :O
    Bob/PKB

    :D All for you!

    7 Answers

    Did you know some men are also known to "eat shoots and leaves".

    Colleen

    Moderator
    hahahaha!

    Bob, Bob, Bob please please please, don,t.

    Bob/PKB

    can't help it. one of my favorites

    Perhaps the panda is one of the new additions to the Edinburgh Zoo and left the bar to catch a tram.

    ROMOS

    Would that be Sweety and Sunshine yer talkin aboot. PANDAS F*****G PANDAS!!!!!
    nomdeplume

    I know how it winds you up Romos. Expect more Panda/Edinburgh/ tram jokes

    Title of book by Lynn Truss about punctuation. Well worth reading but many users of this site need to learn spelling first.

    Bob/PKB

    I'll look for that book. Thanks, nomdeplume
    ROMOS

    Truss?? Hmmm, not so sure.

    cute very cute   I like it

    Funny but  I can't help wondering what happens to the panda when he is finally caught and who served him the food.............?

    jhharlan

    Oh.............

    oh.......not kung fu panda then?

    Bob/PKB

    Oh, no. This Panda was an ancestor!


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