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    how do you know on first night whether your wife is virgin or not

    +1  Views: 846 Answers: 14 Posted: 12 years ago

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    Well I went to mates wedding years ago and he was carrying a shoe box all the time, refused to put it down.


    When I asked what was in it he said "A virgin detecto. she told me she was a virgin so I want to find out"


    He showed me the contents and they were a small tin of red paint,a small tin of blue paint a brush and a hammer.


    I asked how was that going to work.


    He told me when they got to the Honeymoon Hotel he was going to paint one ball red, the other blue and if she said "thats the funniest looking balls I have ever seen" I will smack her between the eyes with the hammer.

    PANDA

    "L.M.A.O. Ha,ha,ha,ha,ha,ha,ha!"

    If she is not, what happens then?

    FISH-O

    You have to see his next question... :D

    You are a strange little man, aren't you.  

    figtree3

    Stop it Bob !
    Bob/PKB

    C'mon....it's a logical conclusion!

    How does she know your a virgin.. What's good for the ganda should be good for the goose..

    is it really that important ?  Haven't you ever heard of a hymen or a cherry ?

    Tommyh

    Good one Mycatsmom!! IS IT REALLY THAT IMPORTANT???
    figtree3

    Oh come on, I think the fruit reference can be confusing.

    It's so long ago, I can't remember.

    It takes one to know one.

    does it matter, she married you, maybe not wise, but she did anyway

    You dont.. You just have to trust her, take her at her word.

    You don't. But ... unless you have shared this information with each other before or during the engagement - something like this, She says, "Does it matter to you that I am not a virgin?" He says, "Does it matter to you that I'M not a virgin?" - if that conversation has not taken place, well then, you should not be getting married in the first place.

    My wife wasn't. I was boinking her for two years prior to getting married. Not a virgin on our first night as man and wife.

    You trust her, your wife, when she says she is..........

    figtree3

    Objection!
    Leading the witness.

    How does she know you are a virgin, heh?

    When the red stuff on the sheet ain't Heinz or Hunt's.

    figtree3

    ORDER!
    WE MUST HAVE ORDER!
    COUNSELORS, approach the bench.....

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