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    If you were a dog...?

    I joke that my husband would be an Airedale Terrier and I would be a Golden Retriever..... What kind of dog would you be?... and why?


    I would be a Golden Retriever because I am loyal and optimistic and kind of all that... la la la.


    My husband would be and Airedale because he is so stiff and very proper.

    +16  Views: 2530 Answers: 34 Posted: 12 years ago
    PEOPLELOVER

    Lucky you Fishy.
    FISH-O

    Ha Ha!... you are funny PL!... no matter what I say to qualify my answer it will just end badly!
    itsmee

    I’d be a Golden Retriever too. I’d be in a happy home where there were lots of children to run with.

    34 Answers (1-30 Displayed)

    I would be a German Shepherd, loyal and true friend.


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    Ducky

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    Okay Randy, he doesn't look quite so ferocious today. :)
    Headless Man

    Little younger here.........lol
    FISH-O

    What a great dog. :)
    Poppy3

    Randy - Oh my what a face not to mention the look in his eyes - so lovely to see him again before I watch my programme.
    Headless Man

    dopey- He's a she........lol
    Poppy3

    Randy - how dopey am I was going to ask you to do something about my name - but guess it's about right here - how many times have I commented on this beautiful girl - oh she just looks so soulful - I know you think this is not possible but I can see this.
    Headless Man

    Dopey is as Dopey does........lol
    winfia

    From the looks of her in previous pix, I pegged her as a he ... she has warrior spirit!
    melandrupert

    RANDY THOSE EYES ARETO DIE FOR
    Headless Man

    winfia-- She was playing in that photo, if she wasn't do you think I would been snapping her photo..........lol
    melandrupert

    Randy looked who popped up see my answer!
    winfia

    Randy, one of these days I'll dig up a pic I have of one of my cat's yawning and post it. I happened to be right there to get a close-up. She looks positively ferocious!!
    mycatsmom

    it's beautiful. love the blue eyes

    I would be a very smart dog. I could do lots of tricks. For example


    When my wife says fetch I fetch


    Sit and I sit


    Roll over and she rubs my belly


    Beg and boy do I beg


    Sit on her knee and I love it


    Best bit is when I do a trick I get a nice treat

    FISH-O

    :D .... Your wife is a very good trainer.
    friendindeed

    I heard her say she is taking me to the vet for some kind of snip. I wonder what that can be
    Poppy3

    friendindeed you are a scream!! You look so handsome too - is there some hair under that hat?
    friendindeed

    Under that hat is plastic. I didnt think the ladys on here could handle my good looks and stay faithful so I use this plastic model I saw in a garden centre.
    FISH-O

    Just the thought makes me swoon... it's no wonder your wife has you booked at the vet!
    friendindeed

    Just come back from the vets. I think there is something missing and my bark is a high pitch. I dont feel like doing any tricks tonight

    I'd probaly be one that just laid around and licked my testicles! LOL!

    FISH-O

    You would be one lucky Dawg!
    Shootah

    I'd probably be one happy dog!
    lambshank

    shootah,sounds like every mans dream
    winfia

    ... every man's dream, you said it lambie!
    michmar118

    You don't do this now!??! JUST kidding,..Just kidding!!! Hahahaha!!
    itsmee

    Kinda borderline maybe but it sure made me LOL

    I would be a dog who owned a good person! Like most of you!

    FISH-O

    You would be one spoiled dog. :)
    clu

    Woof Woof!
    winfia

    Awwwweeeeeee

    I think I'd just be a mut, everyones friend, hang around the pub and get leftover hamburgers

    mycatsmom

    They say muts are smarter than pedigreeds
    lambshank

    I think your right, they have to be to survive

    I would like to be an Miniature English Bulldog. :)

    FISH-O

    Oh so cute! Beyond the beyond cute!
    mycatsmom

    Ed, They're ugly

    I too would be a wolf - so very loving to each other and their off spring and as Mel says they are free. Any dog really as long as I had a good carer like all you guys are. 

    I would be my dog.  Lay around, eat nice treats, teach the cat a trick or two (and not be afraid of the cat)

    I'd be a Bullshitz..half bulldog the other half ?

    FISH-O

    Shih Tzu.... quite the combination! :)
    lambshank

    daren1, I sort of read your answer backwards,scared myself thinking about it
    hector5559

    I have one half of the above.

    whoops sorry about that went to down load a photo of a dog and look who popped up !!!! ""

    winfia

    Gotta watch those jackasses ... they'll crash the party every time!
    FISH-O

    Randy's handy work has to get into the party!
    melandrupert

    winfia yep they get everywhere! oxoxox
    melandrupert

    fish girl I tried to put one of my pics on the site and it didnt work and I clicked on the above as I have saved it in another post anyway clicked on and whoops in was on the site I wish I could get them on the site as easy as randys pic went on!!! oxoxoxoxox
    Headless Man

    There just Dogs with big ears.........lol
    melandrupert

    Randy Palmer you are right they are just dogs with big ears oxoxoxo
    itsmee

    LOL winfia and melandrupert!

     German Shepard I would love to be a Wolf they have the freedom and they are in a Pack





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    winfia

    It'd be awesome to be a wolf - I agree!
    melandrupert

    thanks winfia :-)

    Oh how awful! I want to remain being a tomcat. 

    FISH-O

    I would bring the treats... make a day of it!

    A Rottweiler, I can look like a bad arse on the outside and be warm and loving on the inside.


    I had a Rottie, magnificent animal and as soft as a marshmallow. Boy I loved that dog, 56 kgs 123lb of pure love and affection plus a generous helping of devotion.

    FISH-O

    Rotties are nice dogs... I have never met one I didn't like.
    winfia

    Rotties are so sweet.

    Russian wolfhound to make my owner combed my beautiful long hair!

    I'd be a pug because then no matter how ugly I was, I'd still be cute and people would always say, "awe," when they saw me, and my owner would carry me around. But best of all, I would make people smile and maybe even laugh a lot ... it would be a dog's life for sure!


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    clu

    I love his slippers!
    melandrupert

    Ah that Pug is buteful and love its slippers I want him!!!
    FISH-O

    I love Pugs... I want a pug!
    figtree3

    My first pet was a pug. I named him,"Tuffy".

    With my prostate problems I would be the dog who pees on every light pole in the street.


     

    I would want to be a mutt and have a great family to love me.

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    I wouldn't be a dog,........I'd be a cat.  A very smart, adorable, irresistible and loving gray tabby cat,  so as to always have a good home!!

    A HOT DOG. .Love all females"

    FISH-O

    Ha ha!

    ""

    I would rather be a cat.

    melandrupert

    Darci as you know I love and have cats they are just adorable! oxoxox
    Darci13

    Yes Mellie me too could not live without mine. Hope your Mom is doing well have not heard you say?
    mycatsmom

    to Mel and Darci....I have 3 cats ♥ They give you so much love, don't they ? ♥

    I would want affection all the time.

    ........I would sniff other dogs' bottoms.
    FISH-O

    Yes you would... you would be a dog! What kind though? A Neopolitan Mastiff... A Corgi... A very cute French Bulldog... An Afgan... A Greyhound... A Labrador Retriever... A Jack Russel Terrier... A Teacup Poodle (Now I am getting ridiculous!).
    nomdeplume

    maybe a Jack Russell, they are not too bright but a lot of fun.
    FISH-O

    Jack Russels are very bright dogs.
    mycatsmom

    you're gross, Nom
    nomdeplume

    mycat, I am only an observer, not a do-er.
    FISH-O

    Mycat.... dogs communicate this way. That's why you would rather be a cat!

    If I were a dog I would have the cleanest nuts  in town.

    FISH-O

    A popular pooch.

    If I were a dog,  I would be first to get the couch after Thanksgiving dinner.

    FISH-O

    Now you are the dawg!

    I'd be a farm dog in U.K., 1930's. 

    ... you did not register in akaQA.

    I’d be a Golden Retriever in a happy home with lots of little kids.  (I answered this already but it seems it didn’t show up)

    FISH-O

    You are on the second page... three times! Beyond cute!

    I’d be a Golden Retriever and live in a wonderful home with lots of kids.


    I’d like to give everybody a TU but I have to demagnetize myself from this dam computer. Later.

    FISH-O

    cute!


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