leosmaml

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what would your dream dog be?

(no youre not allowed to say a cat!!!!!)

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+4 Views: 1233 Answers: 15 Posted: 12 years ago

melandrupert

Ah Why Not !!!! heeeee mewow xxx

Commented 12 years ago

Clonge

My dream dog....Guy is walking down the street and encounters a funeral procession with 2 hearses and ...

100 men walking behind. Says to another spectator."Wow, this is some procession. What happened?" Well, in the 1st hearse is Joe's wife. They had a German Shepherd and had a fight. The dog, being partial to Joe, took a bite out of her jugular and she bled to death." "That's just terrible." "But it gets worse. In the 2nd hearse is Joe's wife's mother." "What happened to her?" Again, the dog was partial to Joe. At the same fight, the dog ripped into her mid-section, chewed up her spleen and liver. Never heard anything like it." "Can I ask you a question?" "Certainly.' "Where can I get a dog like this?" "Get to the back of the line!"

Commented 12 years ago

leosmaml

brilliant!Love it!! x

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Tommyh

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I can't say that dogs have ever been the subject of my dreams but if I ever do get another dog It would be a small one.probably a Dachsund cross.I had one years ago & he was a great little dog.

Other than that my idea of a dream dog is one that could wash the cars & mow the lawns for me.A window cleaning dog would be even better.

12 years ago. Rating: 7
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daren1

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Dog leaves with diploma and poops on it while still on stage

a a a dog that could bring home a pay check..</center>

12 years ago. Rating: 6
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Poppy3

Just love this especially the one with the do dos cheque or no cheque.

commented 12 years ago

Spaceghost

HA Ha, whew that's hilarious !!!!!!!

commented 12 years ago

dunc

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I've got the wife who growls a lot

12 years ago. Rating: 6
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Poppy3

You are such a funny dope.

commented 12 years ago

Ducky

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I would have a Brittany Spaniel. Has anybody heard of them? They are a great hunting dog and a great, gentle companion!

12 years ago. Rating: 5
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pythonlover

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I have my dream dog and she is very similar to this one.

12 years ago. Rating: 5
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Ducky

Yikes...run for your life!

commented 12 years ago

melandrupert

AH I want her......... Now wow she lovely xx

commented 12 years ago

Headless Man

Wouldn't want to meet her in a dark ally........lol

commented 12 years ago

pythonlover

She would do you no harm.

commented 12 years ago

leosmaml

shes a bit gorgeous!!!!!

commented 12 years ago

mycatsmom

what breed is that ?

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Spaceghost

That's a lovely dog, I like him.

commented 12 years ago

pythonlover

She is a Staffordshire Bull Terrier.

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Headless Man

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Different mood.......

12 years ago. Rating: 5
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Ducky

Hey Randy...that's better! (Still don't want the kisses though) :)

commented 12 years ago

melandrupert

I would kiss anyday of the week love her to bits she is part of the foram now bless her paws xxx

commented 12 years ago

pythonlover

She is a beautiful looking dog.

commented 12 years ago

leosmaml

Love your dog Randy!!!!

commented 12 years ago

leosmaml

if she ever goes awol youll have a pretty good idea of whos got her!!!She is BEAUTIFUL!!!

commented 12 years ago

melandrupert

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My dream Dog would be Nell next door she is a collie love her to bits

12 years ago. Rating: 4
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Headless Man

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I have my dream dog........

12 years ago. Rating: 4
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Poppy3

What ever your mood - you are just great.

commented 12 years ago

Ducky

Randy..stop scaring me!!! hahahaha

commented 12 years ago

leosmaml

Still love her!!!

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Headless Man

Good dog........lol

commented 12 years ago

PEOPLELOVER

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Glorious animal Randy.

I would like my next dog., if I last long enough to be a black pure bred Belgian Sheperd all style just like me..Google Belgian Shepherd Dog and see what I mean.

I love Rotties, Borders, Scotch Collie,. Germans, Labs, Golden Retreivers.

More a big dog man but like Westies, Jack Russells, beagles Oh bugger it I like them all.