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" ****SPECIAL BULLETIN**** " (PANDA) IS OFFICIALLY PROCLAIMING HIMSELF A CANDIDATE FOR THE (PRESIDENCY OF THE UNITED STATES OF AMERICA) MY MOTTO WILL BE (ONE NATION UNDER A GROOVE) VOTING NOTIFICATIONS WILL BEGIN AT 7:00 A.M EASTERN TIME. " (GOD BLESS AMERICA) !

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+6 Views: 772 Answers: 9 Posted: 12 years ago

bulletman

I wiil give you my absentee vote, i hope you are above reproach like the current administration. lol.

Commented 12 years ago

bulletman

It's been 45 minutes and the canidate from ARIZONA is still waiting, good luck and good night!

Commented 12 years ago

daren1

let me know if you need a good campaign manager i did some work under the nixon administration....

Commented 12 years ago

country bumpkin

Daren: Hiding under Nixons desk does'nt count. tee-hee-hee.

Commented 12 years ago

eggplant

Did you give Nixon the watergate advice?

Commented 12 years ago

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jhharlan

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Go for it, am looking forward to seeing your name on the ballot..........

12 years ago. Rating: 10
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daren1

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OK but first we are going to need a copy of your birth cirtificate,their's been to much of this type of misconception going on lately..

12 years ago. Rating: 10
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melandrupert

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Panda are you on drugs!!!! dont understand this at all !!!!

12 years ago. Rating: 9
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PANDA

"I can (HONESTLY) say I do (NOT) do drugs! "

commented 12 years ago

bulletman

no water in Arizona for the plants.

commented 12 years ago

melandrupert

Panda I was only joking!!!as the question was wierd!! dont take it bad it was only meant to be a joke xx

commented 12 years ago

FISH-O

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.... Now I have to run around like a lunatic in an effort to become an American.... the pressure is on...

12 years ago. Rating: 7
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country bumpkin

Hey! Did you just call we Americans a bunch of lunatics? HA-HA-HA..

commented 12 years ago

melandrupert

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VOTE PANDA PLEASE

12 years ago. Rating: 5
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eggplant

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I'd vote for you, but I'm not American. Good luck.

12 years ago. Rating: 4
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west-bus

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Cometh the hour, cometh the man. Good luck and best wishes to you from all of us here.

12 years ago. Rating: 4
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west-bus

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President in waiting PANDA of akaqa fame received a huge boost in his quest for the presidency last night when one of his main rivals (Republican Rick Perry) made a monumental gaffe which virtually lost him the nomination of his Party.

In a Republican presidential debate on Wednesday night in Rochester, Mich. he emphatically declared that he planned to eliminate three government agencies in Washington. But as he began to explain, he could think of only two. “Commerce, Education,” Mr. Perry said before pausing for an uncomfortable moment as he looked from side to side, counting on his fingers and flipping through his notes. As his rivals volunteered suggestions, a moderator asked Mr. Perry if he could name the third agency. “The third one, I can’t,” he finally said, a sad look on his face, after 53 seconds had gone by. “Sorry. Oops.”

Schadenfreude for our Panda?

Go to you tube, type in rick perry, then Enter.