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    Halloween jokes know any good ones ?

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    Some of these jokes are very 'bat' some might even say it is 'scary'. :-) There are more Halloween jokes here.


    Q. What do goblins and ghosts drink when they're hot and thirsty on Halloween? A. Ghoul-aid!!!


    Q. What is a Mummie's favorite type of music? A. Wrap!!!!!


    Q. Why do demons and ghouls hang out together? A. Because demons are a ghouls best friend!


    Q. What's a monster's favorite bean? A. A human bean.


    Q. Why can't the boy ghost have babies? A. Because he has a Hallo-weenie.


    Q. What do you call a witch who lives at the beach? A. A sand-witch.


    Q. Where does a ghost go on Saturday night? A. Anywhere where he can boo-gie.


    Q. What did the skeleton say to the vampire? A. You suck.


    Q. What do ghosts say when something is really neat? A.Ghoul


    Q. Why did the ghost go into the bar? A. For the Boos.


    Q. Why was the girl afraid of the vampire? A. He was all bite and no bark.


    Q. Why did the game warden arrest the ghost? A. He didn't have a haunting license.


    Q. Why didn't the skeleton dance at the party? A. He had no body to dance with.


    Q. Where does Count Dracula usually eat his lunch? A. At the casketeria.


    Q. What happens when a ghost gets lost in the fog? A. He is mist.


    Q. Where did the goblin throw the football? A. Over the ghoul line.


    Q. Why doesn't Dracula mind the doctor looking at his throat. A. Because of the coffin.

    mycatsmom

    Those were really good, Daren

    What is a Mummie’s favorite type of music? Wrap!!!!!


    Why do demons and ghouls hang out together? Because demons are a ghouls best friend!


    Why didn’t the skeleton dance at the party? He had no body to dance with.


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    daren1

    cute..

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    ....what did one casket ask the other casket ?


     


    ....is that you coffin ?



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