User46412
3 Answers
sawal
winfia
OKAY, that's 2 votes for God and 1 vote for Satan. Since this website is based on free speech (it is, right?) I'd like to propose the Pastafarian Creation Myth (since none of us really knows, it's all myth anyway).The Gospel begins with the creation of the universe by an invisible and undetectable Flying Spaghetti Monster.
On the first day, the Flying Spaghetti Monster separated the water from the heavens; on the second, because He could not tread water for long and had grown tired of flying, He created the land—complemented by a beer volcano.
Satisfied, the Flying Spaghetti Monster overindulged in beer from the beer volcano and woke up hungover.
Between drunken nights and clumsy afternoons, the Flying Spaghetti Monster produced seas and land (for a second time, accidentally, because he forgot that he created it the day before) along with Heaven and a midget, which he named Man.
Man and an equally short woman lived happily in the Olive Garden of Eden for some time until the Flying Spaghetti Monster caused a global flood in a cooking accident.
(I promise you, I did NOT make this up!)
| 12 years ago. Rating: 2 | |
Death to the Spagnostics I say!
robertgrist
This is a temporal world that Satan made and he is in charge of the physical attributes of this and several more inhabited worlds in this part of the Grand Universe. Satan is a Master Universe Controller, not God. He is a living, personalized Creation of God who I am delighted to know.
| 12 years ago. Rating: 1 | |
The question of “choice" is inherent in your Creation and is closely observed and occasionally influenced by the mystery monitor. A study of the Urantia Book will provide a more complete analysis.
