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    why did the cow jump over the moon?

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     She was chasing the chicken that crossed the road and stepped on a gas line. On the way down, it slipped on greece ran into Turkey and broke china..

    Colleen

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    Was she chasing the chicken that crossed the road or was she after the egg that came before or after the chicken who first asked the question, "Why is the sky blue?" while on a search for "What's the meaning of life?"
    Ducky

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    While all of this was happening, guess who was no help at all...Little Jack Horner just sat in the corner!!!!
    Vinny

    Yeah, pretty much all that was going on at the time, about that time Humpty Dumpty fell off the wall and busted his A..uh... Butt. :)

    to make the little dog laugh

    clu

    And the dish ran away with a spoon


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