lakefink

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HOW DO YOU GET A GRANDMA TO BE QUITE

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+6 Views: 1077 Answers: 21 Posted: 12 years ago

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jhharlan

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Give her so taffy to eat....

12 years ago. Rating: 14
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mycatsmom

that'll pull out her dentures . LOL

commented 12 years ago

tabber

This was my biggest laugh yesterday.

commented 12 years ago

jhharlan

Can't talk w/o dentures....

commented 12 years ago

eggplant

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Maybe you should stay nice and behave yourself and then she won't say anything. Be careful don't break her things and jump on the lounge.

12 years ago. Rating: 14
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winfia

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Make her a peanut butter sandwich.

12 years ago. Rating: 14
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melandrupert

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put a black and white movie on!

12 years ago. Rating: 13
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tabber

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Find Grandma something to do. Don't let her worry you to death. Is that what she's up to. There are games, books, tv shows. get her a doll a dog a kitten. get her a jug and help her collect something like marbles, dice, pennies. Don't let her drive you up the wall though. Read her a story and they let her know its personal and/or quiet time.

12 years ago. Rating: 13
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itsmee

Love this? Especially that “Read her a story."

commented 12 years ago

west-bus

Why make a dog or kitten suffer?

commented 12 years ago

Clonge

a silent vibrator.

commented 12 years ago

country bumpkin

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Make her some special brownies.

12 years ago. Rating: 12
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robertgrist

My grandmother had (marajauna) tea parties in her seventies with friends and they would sit around and crack jokes and tell raunchy stories all afternoon in 1949. I was five at the time and the FBI (regular visitors) came by to tell her the government had made pot illegal. She cried all afternoon. How could they be so crewel?

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country bumpkin

What a hilarious story. I was a pot smoker in my teens and 20's. One time I thought I was about to be busted and I called my grandmother in tears asking her what I should do. She came over to my house and put all my bongs and other paraphernalia in the trunk of her car and took them home with her. She was so cool.

commented 12 years ago

melandrupert

what a cool grand mother wow I love already xxx

commented 12 years ago

country bumpkin

I just want to confirm that I don't smoke pot any longer.

commented 12 years ago

carmaxable

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run her over with a reindeer

12 years ago. Rating: 12
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dunc

Why Reindeer

commented 12 years ago

dunc

Why Reindeer

commented 12 years ago

carmaxable

its a song you hear around christmas time, grandma got run over by a reindeer. listen to it on you tube. its funny!

commented 12 years ago

country bumpkin

I's a really silly song. Grandma should have stayed away from the eggnog.(*~*)

commented 12 years ago

sunnyB

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Put a bag over her head.

12 years ago. Rating: 11
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melandrupert

ha ha ha

commented 12 years ago

mycatsmom

that's mean. And it wouldn't work, anyway.

commented 12 years ago

sunnyB

mycatsmom, you wouldn't say it was mean if you had met my mother-inlaw.

commented 12 years ago

Spaceghost

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LET HER DRINK A COUPLE OF THESE !!!!!!

12 years ago. Rating: 11
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country bumpkin

Grandma is turning a little green...

commented 12 years ago

Spaceghost

LOL, Grandma is just about wasted LMAO.

commented 12 years ago

mycatsmom

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Enjoy her while you can, b/c she'll be permanently quiet before you know it.

12 years ago. Rating: 10
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zorro

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When grandma takes her teeth out at night and puts them in a glass of water, take and hide them.

12 years ago. Rating: 10
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Tommyh

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How to make Grandma quite.............what? Generous,Ill,lively,or do you mean silent?

12 years ago. Rating: 8
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itsmee

gmta : )

commented 12 years ago

mycatsmom

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First, Pay attention to her. Ask her questions. Make her feel needed and important, and then maybe she'll shut up . And give her something to do to feel useful, like peeling potatoes, or knitting a blanket for the baby.

12 years ago. Rating: 8
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Ducky

Good answer.

commented 12 years ago

Mr.Den

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Have her watch a boring movie.........she should fall asleep

12 years ago. Rating: 8
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hand_maiden

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Thank God you have her and listen to her wisdom ! Some day you will wish you did.

12 years ago. Rating: 8
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pythonlover

How true

commented 12 years ago

itsmee

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Would you have her quite quiet?

12 years ago. Rating: 6
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Ducky

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Instead of telling grandma to be QUITE, maybe you should ask grandma to help you with your spelling. Once you learn that, she might be QUIET. I know if I were your grandma, I would probaby have plenty to say to you...oh yeah.