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                                                                    Celibacy


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    Celibacy can be a choice in life, or a condition imposed by circumstances.


    While attending a Marriage Weekend, Frank and his wife, Ann, listened to the instructor declare, "It is essential that husbands and wives know the things that are important to each other."


    He then addressed the men, "Can you name and describe your wife's favorite flower?"


    Frank leaned over and touched Ann's arm lightly and whispered, "Gold Medal All-Purpose, isn't it?"


    And thus began Frank's life of celibacy.


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    +9  Views: 864 Answers: 10 Posted: 13 years ago
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      Thanks for the giggle!

      13 years ago. Rating: 12
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        that was so good love it! well done xxx

        13 years ago. Rating: 11
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          I hope it's self raising.

          13 years ago. Rating: 11
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            Chiangmai

            Hahaha, I will get back to you on that. :)
            commented 13 years ago

            LMAO!

            13 years ago. Rating: 10
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              I love it. thanks Chi

              13 years ago. Rating: 10
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                :D           CUTE.  
                Celibacy:  A little of both.

                13 years ago. Rating: 9
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                  Good stuff.  Thanks.

                  13 years ago. Rating: 8
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                    I just noticed that most of the responses here are from women.  Wonder why men are abstaining from commenting this humorous "Celibacy".  Lighten up, guys, it's only a joke.

                    13 years ago. Rating: 6
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                      you're too good!

                      13 years ago. Rating: 5
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                        No doubt about you.

                        13 years ago. Rating: 4
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