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Driver carries no cash... he is married

Stop honking.. I am reloading

If you cant feed 'em... Dont breed 'em

Ducky

@Jenn..."reloading" LOL!!!!!!!!!!!!

Support womens lib; let him sleep on the wet spot.

One of my daughters at age 17 had on her first car "Sticks and stones may break my bones but whips and chains excite me" as her Dad I though it publicly innopropriate but really I though it very clever.

Ones I like are; If you can read this what happened to my trailer?

                          My other car is a pile of junk  (normaly on a beat up car)

                         At least I own it        (also on older car)

I had a T-shirt that read:  I SEE DUMB PEOPLE    .........

instant asshole-- just add booze

A t-shirt with.....DOES MY HEAD LOOK BALDY IN THIS

favorite bumper sticker i saw on a beat up chevy "my other car is a piece of shit too.'

Everybody is born a democrat, weak - cant make good decisions -, only the gifted ever overcome it.

that mine....

This biker had a T-shirt that said;( If you can read this then the bitch fell off.)

1 time saw a sexy girl driving an old Chevy SS. On the bumper sticker it said... " if you beat me, you can eat me"

Horn not working. Watch for finger!

MY partner gave me a t-shirt that read '' Don't interrupt while i'm talking to myself ' , do you think she was trying to tell me something?  the sticker i think appropiate for me is '' SAME SH**   DIFFERENT DAY. Another t- shirt from the seventies read, ' Beam me up Scotty, this Planet Sucks.'

A..hole on board.       A real men drive minivans.

If this cars a rockin,don't come a knockin.

A bumper sticker for a Jeep.......Jeep girls do it in the mud.

I had a t-shirt that I wore when I was riding...it read....IF YOU CAN READ THIS I PUSHED HIM OFF THE BACK!

that mine....

(Hot babe driving) "If you're going to ride my azz, then at least pull my hair. "

MY T SHIRT SAYS HELL WAS FULL SO IAM BACK

Also for dirty car - "car wash by Stevie Wonder" 

Ducky

smirk..I think Stevie Wonder would laugh at this too. He makes jokes himself, about being blind.

I like the bumper stickers - shy but sly and i also like Aussie pride

Bumper Stickers: "Watch My Rear, Not Her's" , "Ex-Wife in Trunk."

If you can't be good - be careful!

i have 3 t-shirts

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one carefull owner!

bomb disposal....if you see me running, keep up!

Ducky

"bomb disposal" LOL!

....bumper sticker at an Indian reservation: We didn't handle immigration either.

"Join the cult, become a Catholic" 

PEACE

The driver of this car is built like a brick Shithouse,,

I have a bumper sticker that say> Smile.... it confuses people. I also have a t-shirt that reads> C.S.I Can't stand Idiots (underneath). And my all time favorite T...It reads.... Why do I need a boyfriend? I didn't do anything wrong.