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Does anyone have a favorite BUMPER STICKER or T-SHIRT saying to share?

There are so many that give me a chuckle. One of my favorite T-Shirts has Mr. Potatohead in front of a shelf unit that holds all the parts he has. He is reaching for one of the noses. The caption reads: MR. POTATOHEAD PICKS HIS NOSE.

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matheneyg

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Best answer!

QUESTION AUTHORITY

14 years ago. Rating: 14
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Bob/PKB

We had that bumper sticker. Put it on the bulletin board in the kitchen and raised our kids that way.
Two are in jail...
I wouldn't do if differently. We raised them to question; they chose to defy.

commented 14 years ago

Jenn

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Driver carries no cash... he is married

Stop honking.. I am reloading

If you cant feed 'em... Dont breed 'em

14 years ago. Rating: 20
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ClevelandRick

Good one's Jenn.

commented 14 years ago

Bob/PKB

Coming from where I come from, I particularly like the last one....would like to make a banner, actually........

commented 14 years ago

Ducky

@Jenn..."reloading" LOL!!!!!!!!!!!!

commented 13 years ago

Shootah

Those are funny!

commented 13 years ago

witchway

All of these are excellent! Can't wait until my husband wakes this morning to show him these. He'll love the first one, he used to be a truck driver!!! lol

commented 13 years ago

country bumpkin

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Support womens lib; let him sleep on the wet spot.

14 years ago. Rating: 19
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Bob/PKB

:D love it!

commented 14 years ago

PEOPLELOVER

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One of my daughters at age 17 had on her first car "Sticks and stones may break my bones but whips and chains excite me" as her Dad I though it publicly innopropriate but really I though it very clever.

Ones I like are; If you can read this what happened to my trailer?

My other car is a pile of junk (normaly on a beat up car)

At least I own it (also on older car)

14 years ago. Rating: 19
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Bob/PKB

I like all of those. You and I have at least one thing in common. While we may pretend to be aghast at something our kid has said or done, inside we are roaring with laughter.
I've never seen the trailer one before.
Thanks for your answer

commented 14 years ago

jhharlan

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I had a T-shirt that read: I SEE DUMB PEOPLE .........

14 years ago. Rating: 18
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Bob/PKB

I'm really enjoying your answers, but I only give people one TU for each question. Keep them coming, though!

commented 14 years ago

carmaxable

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instant asshole-- just add booze

14 years ago. Rating: 17
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banksizit

now thats funny

commented 14 years ago

DNanners

Thats a good one, and aint it true for some people!!

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Bob/PKB

That would be on someone else's vehicle, right?

commented 14 years ago

carmaxable

no bob, actually my husband had a baseball hat that said that. and believe me, put a beer in him......voila! asshole

commented 14 years ago

friendindeed

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A t-shirt with.....DOES MY HEAD LOOK BALDY IN THIS

14 years ago. Rating: 17
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Bob/PKB

lol
My granddaughter has a t-shirt that asks, "Does this diaper make my butt look big?" Thanks for you answer

commented 14 years ago

daren1

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favorite bumper sticker i saw on a beat up chevy "my other car is a piece of shit too.'

14 years ago. Rating: 16
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Bob/PKB

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zorro

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Everybody is born a democrat, weak - cant make good decisions -, only the gifted ever overcome it.

14 years ago. Rating: 15
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matheneyg

another Republician aaarrrrhhh LOL

commented 14 years ago

Bob/PKB

Certainly in the running for BEST ANSWER

commented 14 years ago

zorro

judging from all the thumbs up i got mathenegy, id say you are in the minority. Maybe someday you will get here with the majority. We are pulling for you.

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kimba

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that mine....

14 years ago. Rating: 14
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Bob/PKB

Really? (I could've worn that a couple of years ago)

commented 14 years ago

Messenger

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This biker had a T-shirt that said;( If you can read this then the bitch fell off.)

14 years ago. Rating: 14
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mom

lmao...I had one similar

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Bob/PKB

This one gets around! Wonder what the woman's shirt would say in response.

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banksizit

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1 time saw a sexy girl driving an old Chevy SS. On the bumper sticker it said... " if you beat me, you can eat me"

14 years ago. Rating: 14
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Bob/PKB

Way funnier than if the girl wasn't so hot!! She could have driven 15 mph and no one would be passing her??

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Tommyh

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Horn not working. Watch for finger!

14 years ago. Rating: 13
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Bob/PKB

That would be my son driving!

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bulletman

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MY partner gave me a t-shirt that read '' Don't interrupt while i'm talking to myself ' , do you think she was trying to tell me something? the sticker i think appropiate for me is '' SAME SH** DIFFERENT DAY. Another t- shirt from the seventies read, ' Beam me up Scotty, this Planet Sucks.'

14 years ago. Rating: 11
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Bob/PKB

Those are good ones. Did we use the term "sucks" in the 70's? Where have I been.

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bulletman

It was an american expession so you must have used it.

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DNanners

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A..hole on board. A real men drive minivans.

14 years ago. Rating: 11
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pythonlover

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If this cars a rockin,don't come a knockin.

A bumper sticker for a Jeep.......Jeep girls do it in the mud.

14 years ago. Rating: 10
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Spaceghost

I love both of them !!!

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Bob/PKB

Yep.

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mom

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I had a t-shirt that I wore when I was riding...it read....IF YOU CAN READ THIS I PUSHED HIM OFF THE BACK!

14 years ago. Rating: 10
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Bob/PKB

YOU GO, GIRL!

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kimba

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that mine....

14 years ago. Rating: 10
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kimba

sorry about doing it twice...

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kidder

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(Hot babe driving) "If you're going to ride my azz, then at least pull my hair. "

14 years ago. Rating: 10
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ONIHR777

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MY T SHIRT SAYS HELL WAS FULL SO IAM BACK

14 years ago. Rating: 10
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Maz

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Also for dirty car - "car wash by Stevie Wonder"

14 years ago. Rating: 9
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Bob/PKB

I really shouldn't be laughing but that's funny.

commented 14 years ago

Ducky

smirk..I think Stevie Wonder would laugh at this too. He makes jokes himself, about being blind.

commented 13 years ago

kimba

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I like the bumper stickers - shy but sly and i also like Aussie pride

14 years ago. Rating: 9
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Clonge

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Bumper Stickers: "Watch My Rear, Not Her's" , "Ex-Wife in Trunk."

13 years ago. Rating: 8
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Bob/PKB

Did the "Ex-Wife in Trunk" have one of those fake arms or legs protruding from the trunk? They are hysterical! Thanks for sharing, Clonge. (How on earth did you come up with "Clonge"?)

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Maz

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If you can't be good - be careful!

14 years ago. Rating: 8
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FISH-O

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abby grant

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i have 3 t-shirts

witty response loading.....73%

one carefull owner!

bomb disposal....if you see me running, keep up!

13 years ago. Rating: 7
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Bob/PKB

'Specially like that first one, abby grant! Thanks for sharing those.

commented 13 years ago

Ducky

"bomb disposal" LOL!

commented 13 years ago

Benthere

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....bumper sticker at an Indian reservation: We didn't handle immigration either.

9 years ago. Rating: 6
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stacyknows40

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"Join the cult, become a Catholic"

9 years ago. Rating: 5
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ROMOS

Indeed, save the humpback whale too.

commented 9 years ago

tabber

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PEACE

7 years ago. Rating: 4
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hector5559

who said that peace in our time,??

commented 7 years ago

hector5559

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The driver of this car is built like a brick Shithouse,,

9 years ago. Rating: 3
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Still Angry

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I have a bumper sticker that say> Smile.... it confuses people. I also have a t-shirt that reads> C.S.I Can't stand Idiots (underneath). And my all time favorite T...It reads.... Why do I need a boyfriend? I didn't do anything wrong.

13 years ago. Rating: 2
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