List of Possible Answers!!!

#1.  Your television has bit the biscuit and needs replacing.

#2.  Your entire area was switched over to cable and you missed the memo.

#3.  You are grounded for feeding the dog your left over Halloween candy believing that you would get more for Easter ... No TV and no candy for you!

#4.  Because you must ... DO YOUR HOMEWORK!

#5.  The remote control is under the couch cushions, under the pizza box, under the sock, under the Flair magazine (not yours... we know!), under the ipad, under your phone which is under the sick dog.  It's time to clean up ... this is a HINT!

#6. You played hockey in the house again, didn't you?

#7.  It's the other cabinet door!  .... Example above ^

#8.  Aquarium keeping is better for you.  Say Hi to Sidney, Martha and Jabez.

#9.  Here is a very original answer ... and one you have probably never heard before ... "BECAUSE I SAID SO!"

#10. Did I mentiion this before? ... "Do your homework!"