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    HOW TO PLEASE A MAN

    0  Views: 841 Answers: 9 Posted: 12 years ago

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    You can’t ’til he grows up. Say “Yes, dear” all you want but he won’t be pleased until it’s out of his hands……….

    nomdeplume

    You can't wait 'til he grows up, because men are 12 years old all their lives.
    mycatsmom

    Nom, hahahah. right!

    With Beer???

    jhharlan

    My kind of man!
    JDB

    HaHa ya.. If you want to go that extra mile maybe throw in some Jack Daniels..
    jhharlan

    And chips or nachos, anything to soak up alcohol…….

    Wait on him everyday?

    digger

    ...and that includes weekends and statutory holidays.
    ROMOS

    That works for me!
    Ducky

    Moderator
    Ahh, you're both so lovable. :)
    ROMOS

    So I'm told!
    Ducky

    Moderator
    And how does it feel ROMOS, to be wrapped around someone's finger? lol
    ROMOS

    Under the thumb?
    Luvley Jubbly!

    It is impossible to please anyone other than God. I can't even please myself all the time. Everyone else is rudely impolite about efforts to please them. Satisfaction originates with you...no one else. So choose happiness and satisfaction for yourself. Pleasing others? Please don't go there. It's not a healthy-happy thing to ever attempt. Do for yourself first and others only if they are polite and considerate. I do not like praise for what I have done either....right after the praise come the critic, or the enslaver. Go to CODA...be healthy, happy and wise.  

    It should be part of the High School curriculum.

    lindilou

    y'mean 'old' school...lol
    digger

    I mean the New World Order ! ;-)
    lindilou

    LOL ! Yes Sir...No Sir...May I draw you a bath Sir....oh, here, let me get my pen and sketch pad ! hahaha ;O
    digger

    Indeed. King of the castle.
    Ducky

    Moderator
    Yes "king" but "Heavy is the head that wears the crown". You might find it too stressful to wear that crown seven days a week, since it would include weekends and stat holidays.

    Buy him a truck & a boat.How much he loves you will depend on the size of the boat & the condition of the truck.


    Can you cook & clean fish? Those are skills that will win the hearts of a number of men.

    Bob/PKB

    A truck AND a boat! What happened to the good old days when it was a truck OR a boat!
    Tommyh

    That's inflation for you.
    Bob/PKB

    lol Now, about the cooking AND cleaning fish...

    Y'know, it really depends on the guy. Some will fall for a pretty face while you can win someone else by being a great cook, and sometimes being a good lover will do the trick.  Sometimes, you just need to be quiet....that tends to work every time.

    all u gotta do is be polite

    <edited by moderator to remove adult content> Cook homemade food for him  all the time.



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