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My Mature Friend

 

Two elderly women were eating breakfast in a restaurant one morning.  Ethel noticed something funny about Mabel’s ear and she said, “Mabel, do you know you’ve got a suppository in your left ear?”

 

Mabel answered, “I have a suppository in my ear?”  She pulled it out and stared at it.  Then she said, “Ethel, I am glad you saw this thing.  Now I think I know where to find my hearing aid.”

 

 

13 years ago. Rating: 2
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because our telomeres get shorter! :-)

14 years ago. Rating: 2
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It is called life.

14 years ago. Rating: 2
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Because if people lived forever and with the amount of breeding that goes on, to the point that we're over populated as it is, there would be no place to put us all. So we live, we grow old and we die so we can make room for another Soul to experience and learn from living. To heck with the Adam and Eve story. Incest makes no sense as a way for a species to begin. Eating fruit from the tree of knowledge caused all sin? No wonder people choose to stay ignorant and illiterate. No knowledge means you won't get in trouble.

14 years ago. Rating: 1
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because of the fall of man in the garden of eden. if adam and eve didn't eat the apple and sin against god we would be children forever. they chose to eat of the tree "knowledge of good and evil' rather than the tree of eternal life. so they imediatly fell from gods grace and thus the aging process began

14 years ago. Rating: 1
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