Trunk

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How do tell a fish's age?

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+2 Views: 1200 Answers: 13 Posted: 14 years ago

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Tommyh

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Very hard to tell.They lie about it worse than women.

14 years ago. Rating: 12
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Chiangmai

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Fish, like women, don't like to discuss their age. Do you mind? Just eat it.

14 years ago. Rating: 9
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country bumpkin

tee-hee

commented 14 years ago

Dollybird

Lol, good answer Chiang

commented 13 years ago

itsmee

I had an old fish in a restaurant. Barf. If only I could have asked ... "What is your age, Fishy?"

commented 13 years ago

Chiangmai

itsmee, did you know that the reddish pinkish sashimi that you see in the market is sometimes injected with color? And it's perfectly legal when done to fish meat?

commented 13 years ago

nomdeplume

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By examination of the fish's scales. They are like tree rings and grow seasonally.

14 years ago. Rating: 9
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daren1

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Why not just ask their highly inteligent after all their in school consistently..

14 years ago. Rating: 8
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ClevelandRick

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Be there at it's birth.

14 years ago. Rating: 8
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CHAIN

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by the eyes and fins/tail.

poop.

weight.

14 years ago. Rating: 7
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philipdalton

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Put it into a pint of beer and see if it can take its ale.

13 years ago. Rating: 6
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silvertreva

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Give the Oroliths (spelling?) to scientists

14 years ago. Rating: 6
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country bumpkin

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Count the number of candles on the cake.

13 years ago. Rating: 5
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itsmee

LOL

commented 13 years ago

Dardaigh

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Peek under their gills whilst no-one is looking.

13 years ago. Rating: 5
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itsmee

Heeelarious ... kinda naughty ...

commented 13 years ago

Shootah

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Check its ID, especially if it is attempting to purchase alcohol or cigarettes.

13 years ago. Rating: 4
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doolittle

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Doo loves these answers. Fish won't tell you their age because they simply don't count years the way we do. They might be able to tell you some things like how many times they dive to the big rock or how many friends mysteriously bit on a piece of food, thrashed and fought something unseen, and then ended up out of the water-never to be seen again!!! Sharks will tell you that some time ago they remember more seals and sea lions to chose from or how many license plates are lodged in their stomachs...but this really doesn't answer the age question.