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    That’s not right………………………..Sum Ting Wong


    Are you harboring a fugitive?…………Hu Yu Hai Ding


    See me ASAP………………………….Kum Hia Nao


    Stupid Man……………………………..Dum Fut


    Small Horse…………………………….Tai Ni Po Ni


    Did you go to the beach?………………..Wai Yu So Tan


    I bumped into a coffee table…………….Ai Bang Mai Ni


    I think you need a face lift………………Chin Tu Fat


    It’s very dark in here…………………….Wao So Dim


    I thought you were on a diet……………..Wai Yu Mun Ching?


    This is a tow away zone…………………No Pah King


    Our meeting is scheduled for next week....Wai Yu Kum Nao?


    Staying out of sight.................................Lei Ying Lo


    He's cleaning his automobile..................Wa Shing Ka


    Your body odor is offensive...................Yu Stin Ki Pu


     


     


     

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    +8  Views: 988 Answers: 11 Posted: 13 years ago
    IamPamela313

    你很可笑 :-)
    Commented 13 years ago
    melandrupert

    what does macy fat wong mean!lol I hope it is not rude!
    Commented 13 years ago
    Chiangmai

    非常感谢你, Pamela. I am glad I put a smile on your face!
    Commented 13 years ago
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      Yu So Fun Ni

      13 years ago. Rating: 7
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        IamPamela313

        Have a great weekend, Flip. :-)
        commented 13 years ago

        lmao !!

        13 years ago. Rating: 5
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          Everybody's a little tense lately.  Let's loosen up and smile with some Chinese lessons, OK?


           

          12 years ago. Rating: 3
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            lmao !!

            13 years ago. Rating: 3
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              "L MAO!"

              13 years ago. Rating: 3
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                This will help me a lot.


                Thanks, Chiangmai.  I can always count on you to learn something new every day.


                 

                13 years ago. Rating: 3
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                  All I know in Chinese is "I sweep the floor" ...I learned that working in the factory....

                  12 years ago. Rating: 2
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                    I can't go to China Town and speak like this...they will kick me out!  I need real words!

                    12 years ago. Rating: 2
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                      Chiangmai

                      Then I'd better do a one-on-one tutorial with you before turning you loose in Chinatown, fish girl.
                      commented 12 years ago

                      franklin, don't you have to go to work?  You can learn Chinese in your spare time.

                      13 years ago. Rating: 2
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                        franklin5

                        oh my no,i only work mon,tues,wed.................also at my age i want to learn everyting i can...............don't know how much time i have left...
                        commented 13 years ago
                        Chiangmai

                        Little wonder you're interested in Chinese. :)
                        commented 13 years ago

                        My foot!

                        13 years ago. Rating: 2
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                          IamPamela313

                          Have a great weekend, Ben! :-)
                          commented 13 years ago
                          Benchong

                          You too, Pam. Blessings.
                          commented 13 years ago
                          IamPamela313

                          Thanks, I will. Blessings.
                          commented 13 years ago

                          very funny........................lmao 2 times........................

                          13 years ago. Rating: 2
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                            Chiangmai

                            franklin, don't you have to go to work?
                            commented 13 years ago
                            IamPamela313

                            Have a great weekend, Franklin. :-)
                            commented 13 years ago


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