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    That’s not right………………………..Sum Ting Wong


    Are you harboring a fugitive?…………Hu Yu Hai Ding


    See me ASAP………………………….Kum Hia Nao


    Stupid Man……………………………..Dum Fut


    Small Horse…………………………….Tai Ni Po Ni


    Did you go to the beach?………………..Wai Yu So Tan


    I bumped into a coffee table…………….Ai Bang Mai Ni


    I think you need a face lift………………Chin Tu Fat


    It’s very dark in here…………………….Wao So Dim


    I thought you were on a diet……………..Wai Yu Mun Ching?


    This is a tow away zone…………………No Pah King


    Our meeting is scheduled for next week....Wai Yu Kum Nao?


    Staying out of sight.................................Lei Ying Lo


    He's cleaning his automobile..................Wa Shing Ka


    Your body odor is offensive...................Yu Stin Ki Pu


     


     


     

    +8  Views: 844 Answers: 11 Posted: 9 years ago
    IamPamela313

    你很可笑 :-)
    melandrupert

    what does macy fat wong mean!lol I hope it is not rude!
    Chiangmai

    非常感谢你, Pamela. I am glad I put a smile on your face!

    11 Answers

    Yu So Fun Ni

    IamPamela313

    Have a great weekend, Flip. :-)

    lmao !!

    Everybody's a little tense lately.  Let's loosen up and smile with some Chinese lessons, OK?


     

    lmao !!

    "L MAO!"

    This will help me a lot.


    Thanks, Chiangmai.  I can always count on you to learn something new every day.


     

    All I know in Chinese is "I sweep the floor" ...I learned that working in the factory....

    I can't go to China Town and speak like this...they will kick me out!  I need real words!

    Chiangmai

    Then I'd better do a one-on-one tutorial with you before turning you loose in Chinatown, fish girl.

    franklin, don't you have to go to work?  You can learn Chinese in your spare time.

    franklin5

    oh my no,i only work mon,tues,wed.................also at my age i want to learn everyting i can...............don't know how much time i have left...
    Chiangmai

    Little wonder you're interested in Chinese. :)

    My foot!

    IamPamela313

    Have a great weekend, Ben! :-)
    Benchong

    You too, Pam. Blessings.
    IamPamela313

    Thanks, I will. Blessings.

    very funny........................lmao 2 times........................

    Chiangmai

    franklin, don't you have to go to work?
    IamPamela313

    Have a great weekend, Franklin. :-)


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