Chiangmai
Three Old Men
Three old men are talking about their aches, pains, and bodily functions.
The 70 year-old man says, "I have this problem. I wake up every morning at seven and it takes me twenty minutes to pee."
The 80 year-old man says, "My case is worse. I wake up at eight and sit there and grunt and groan for half an hour before I have a bowel movement."
The 90 year-old man says, "At seven, I pee like a horse. At eight, I crap like a cow."
"So what's the problem," ask the others.
"I don't wake up until nine!"
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