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    Divorce vs. Murder

    A nice calm and respectable lady went into the pharmacy, walked up to the pharmacist, looked straight into his eyes, and said, "I would like to buy some cyanide."


    The pharmacist asked, "Why in the world do you need cyanide?"


    The lady replied, "I need to poison my husband."


    The pharmacist's eyes got big and he exclaimed, "Lord, have mercy! I can't give you any cyanide to kill your husband.  It's against the law.  I'll lose my license.  They'll throw us both in jail!  All kinds of bad things will happen.  Absolutely not!  You CANNOT have any cyanide."


    The lady reached into her purse and pulled out a picture of her husband in bed with the pharmacist's wife.


    The pharmacist looked at the picture and replied, "Well now, that's different.  You didn't tell me you had a prescription."


     

    +16  Views: 973 Answers: 11 Posted: 9 years ago

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    I will give you a thumbs up for that.

    That is funny.

    Good one.......tu

    This was very good Chiang. TU to you

    Ha ha...very funny.

    Good one!!!!!!

    Thats very good got anymore like that!

    IamPamela313

    A picture speaks a 1000 words. lol!
    melandrupert

    ah thank you Pamela its one of the gang his name is Oscar he is a mommys boy :-)

    Very funny!

    @mel.  I will see if I can get some more like this this weekend.


     

    melandrupert

    thanks look forward to it xxx

    Time to reread this joke.

    Is this the same as killing two bird with one stone?

    PEOPLELOVER

    FB I heard of a man who only had one testicle and when his wife died the doctor told him it was because of his affliction.
    Later in life the man had a very rich very ugly woman passionate about him.
    He agreed to marry her provided she changed her will the day before their wedding leaving everything to him.Well you have guessed the ending.
    She didn`t die proving once and for all you can`t kill two birds with the one stone.


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