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    Not older...Just better

    For his wife's birthday, a doctor ordered a cake with this inscription:  "You're not getting any older, you're getting better."


    When asked how he wanted it arranged, he said, "Just put 'You are not getting older' at the top, and 'You are getting better' at the bottom."


    It wasn't until the doctor was ready to serve the cake that he discovered it read:


     


    "YOU ARE NOT GETTING OLDER AT THE TOP, YOU ARE JUST GETTING BETTER AT THE BOTTOM."

    +4  Views: 680 Answers: 4 Posted: 13 years ago

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    Practice makes perfect!

    Hahaha, that could actually work. In real life, he might have actually gotten some that night ;)

    wishful thinking.

    That way he could eat his cake and have it too. Everyone could have their laughs and a slice.(and a piece : ) )  The next day the doctor could take the cake back and get a refund.  He wouldn't though! That's funny and like Colleen said, it could happen!



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