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    Can you write a funny four or five line poem? CLEAN all good efforts will get a thumb up

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    DEBGIRL51

    There once was a girl from Nehigh
    Who thought she saw pie in the sky
    but when she looked down
    she saw on her gown
    the remains of a bug that flew by

    friendindeed

    Yep Volcane. My mistake. Not thinking

    22 Answers

    A fart is a pleasant thing...
    It gives the belly ease...


    It warms the bed in winter...


    And suffocates the fleas.


    A fart can be quiet...


    A fart can be loud...


    Some just leave a powerful...


    and Poisonous cloud


    A fart can be short...


    Or a fart can be long...


    Some farts have been known...


    To sound like a song.....


    A fart can create...


    A most curious medley...


    A fart can be harmless...


    Or silent...and deadly.


    A fart might not smell...


    While others are vile...


    A fart may pass quickly...


    Or linger for a while...


    A fart can occur...


    In a number of places...


    And leave everyone there...


    With strange looks on their faces.


    From wide-open prairie...


    To small elevators...


    A fart will find all of...


    Us sooner or later.


    That farts are all bad...


    Is simply not true...


    We must never forget...


    Sweet old farts like you!


    Kinda brings a tear to your eye...right?

    friendindeed

    Glad most farts are shorter than youe poem lol. I kept my word. A thumb up for you

    friendindeed

    Four or five lines. wow

    You may find me ugly, why must this be?


    I came just to teach you, of love can't you see?


    Although you may listen, and some of you not.


    You'll have to find me, alone in your thought.


    I brought you salvation, you gave me a tree.


    To hang on and die, my love is for thee.


    So if you accept me, there will be a place,


    to live life eternal, in love, in God's grace.

    friendindeed

    I love it. Thanks

    leeroy

    Sorry it wasn't that funny, was it.

    There once was a painter named Saint
    Who swallowed some samples of paint
    All shades of the spectrun
    Flowed out of his rectum
    With a colorful lack of restraint!

    Here you go my friendindeed...


    There was once a man named McPhee


    Who was stung in the balls by a bee


    He made oodles of money


    Oozing pure honey


    Every time he attempted to pee!

    Itty, Bitty, Mighty Moe


    Catch Anybody by the toe


    If they holla, let them go


    Itty, Bitty, Mighty Moe

    **Jenny Jenny swallowed my Penny.


    Down her stomach it went.


    Though she doesn't remember...


    She still owes me a CENT. ;)**

    Although I tried to wright


    I only saw a page of white


    Without a thought


    I could not think


    I had to write


    or I would stink


    With all my might


    I tried and tried


    But in the end


    my dog walked by


    and brought with him


    a nice big smile


    and so I go


    to smile back


    twas then he gave me


    a great big smack!

    Roger Willcoe

    I wrote this one :) but not the others :(

    friendindeed

    Roger willcoe. Thanks for all the thumbs up...What came over you lol

    Three old men on the golf course,


    (Each had trouble hearing well)


    Were playing a round on a breezy day,


    When one blew over and fell.


    "Windy, isn't it?" said one of them,


    While helping the other to rise.


    "No, it's Thursday," said the second man.


    And they walked off to exercise.


    The third man had listened intently;


    Now he chimed in, with good cheer;


    As he followed the others, he called out,


    "So am I. Let's have a beer!"

    friendindeed

    What was that again?

    Twinkle toes
    tripped over the track
    and into the truck
    tripped twinkle toes.


    You know what is funny
    The word funny is funny
    Funny things will make you laugh until you hold you tummy
    ??????????????

    ROSES ARE RED VIOLETS ARE BLUE
    CHRIST LOVES ME AS WELL AS YOU !!

    The three legged dog lifted his knee,


    but how could it happen, pee on a tree?


    Fond memories of marking my territory,


    lessons I've learned, but legs only three.


    So I tried to aim, with all of my might,


    to stand on front legs, was my new fight.


    Then finally it happened, a hand stand to pee,


    Who would of thunk it, with legs only three?

    There was a young man called McHall
    Who went to a fancy dress ball
    He dressed as a tree,
    But he failed to foresee
    His abuse by the dogs in the hall

    There once was a fly on the wall
    I wonder why didn't it fall


    Because its feet stuck


    Or was it just luck


    Or does gravity miss things so small?

    The incredible Wizard of Oz


    Retired from his business becoz


    due to up-to-date science,


    To most of his clients,


    He wasn't the Wizard he woz.

    Come on vote for the good ones and for a great questian

    After eating baked beans one day
    It was up to my friends to pay
    They ran holding their noses
    Did not smell like roses
    Now they are all far away

    IamPamela313

    <a href="/users/2297/friendindeed/">@friendindeed</a> - Your friends ran, b/c you were full of s___. lol!!!

    Ms Sinclair

    Now Pamela- That was funny. lol

    Don't ever ask a centipede
    to play a game of soccer.
    Remember, he has 50 pairs
    of sneakers in his locker.


    He dribbles 50 soccer balls
    with 50 pairs of shoes,
    and kicks them all concurrently.
    He doesn't often lose.


    He's such a fierce competitor
    that, if you ever meet,
    at first you'll see his hundred legs
    and then you'll see defeat.


    i didn't write this by the way :)

    As soon as Fred gets out of bed


    His underwear goes on his head.


    His mother laughs “Don’t put it there,


    A head’s no place for underwear!”


    But near his ears, above his brains,


    Is where Fred’s underwear remains.


    At night when Fred goes back to bed,


    He deftly plucks it off his head


    His mother switches off the light


    And softly croons,”Good night! Good night!”


    And then, for reasons no one knows


    Fred’s underwear goes on his toes.

    Hickory Dickory Dock


    Two mice ran up the clock


    The clock struck one


    And the other got away with minor injuries

    Coach

    Then we'd have pages and pages of limericks. :)

    TSC

    This would be a lot more fun if we didn't have to make them "CLEAN" :(

    friendindeed

    smelly ones allowed

    friendindeed

    Go for it. Its time for some fun

    Hickory Dickory Dock
    The mouse ran up the clock
    The mouse ran down
    His arse was brown
    So was the cuckoo's cock.

    This is a question for you.
    Have you ever went to the loo.
    your in a rush and dont bother to flush.
    And leave behind a bowl full of poo

    They said I have a big nose
    An end as red as a rose
    When it starts to run
    Its not much fun
    Because everyone thinks its a hose

    friendindeed

    O I love that one



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