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when they were running through krogers and knocked over a display of whistling tea kettles.

12 years ago. Rating: 10
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I was standing in line with my two daughters (30 months old) at a bank one day with seemingly all women there.  One girl decided to get behind my butt and started sniffing.  After a few moments behind my crack, she exclaimed loudly to her sister that "daddy's butt butt stinks."  The second daughter decided to come over and do her own "sniff" test.  Within moments they were screaming to the ladies in line, sometimes in unison, sometimes not, that "Daddy's butt butt really stinks".  The female customers at the First Hawaiian Bank were approvingly laughing so hard I thought that day would never end.

12 years ago. Rating: 9
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I have to , both my son...

1. When he was about 10 months old an older lady tickled his beely while he was in the car seat in the grocery cart... My son made a noise like his was a grown man working up a huge spit... and spit all over tha poor woman....

2. At Walmart I ran into a friend who happened to be black. HE said to her " I like Your yella (yellow) teeth.... I was so glad to see she had a gold cap on one of her teeth.

12 years ago. Rating: 6
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Temper tantrums in a store is extremely embarassing to me...I suppose there are worse things though

12 years ago. Rating: 5
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WHEN MY YOUNGEST SON WAS 2.he pulled the fire alarm at the courthouse. people were getting out, we just sat there stunned. the judge came out with a key and he asked if our son did this. you know we were scared, we said yes, i couldnt believe my ears when he said dont worry about it, my son done it at the delaware county bank.

12 years ago. Rating: 4
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Three year old son, sitting in stroller in a shop. I refuse to buy toys that he decides he wants. A man walks by and my son says to him, "My mother won't buy me any toys."

12 years ago. Rating: 2
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A little girl, age 3 kept saying "Itsmee loves John, Itsmee loves John, Itsmee loves John" John was my  teacher helped and about 15 years yonger than me.  He was 6'4", thick curly hair, deep blue eyes and love wasn't quite the right word ...but it was close. 

Everything could have been laughed off but my face got really red and dripped.

12 years ago. Rating: 2
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12 years ago. Rating: 1
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catching the wee one  having a dump and trying to stick a pebble up his arse! 

it did look cute, gross and hilarious at the same time. ;-)

12 years ago. Rating: 1
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