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    What's your favorite knock-knock joke?

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    Knock knock--who's there?


    Cantaloupe--Cantaloupe who?


    Cantaloupe tonight, my dad has the car.

    Knock knock.....who's there


    ice cream.......ice cream who


    ice cream if you don't let me in

    Knock knock  --  Who's there?


    Tyrone  -- Tyrone who?


    Tie your own shoelace.

    My favorite one is; 


    tell your partner to say 'Knock-Knock'  they will immediately say it and you say, 'who's there.." 


    They are totally befuddled, they don't know what to say, gets them every time..

    Knock knock whos there ....Doctor ...... Doctor Who - thats right .

    knock, knock.....who's there? JONADAB (shouting through the door) Jonadab who?


    Jonadab some iodine on that fester?


    This was actually posted by another member here but made me laugh and has become my favorite joke. "It" as in the joke, not the thumper. :) 


     

    Tommyh

    Thanks Colleen.I am extremely flattered.
    I feel like an author who has just been published.
    Colleen

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    Thank you for the laugh!! I still chuckle ;)

    Did I get it right? I was going on memory.

    knock knock


    whos there?


    well its me you idiot!!! :D

    knock knock


    who's there?


    I's your next door neighbor.

    knock knock


    who's there?


    obama!


    obama who?


    obama self, my health care plan din't work

    The only funny one that made any sense was the one about Cantaloupe

    figtree3

    Knock knock......

    Knock Knock!


    Who's there?


    Orange.


    Orange who?


    Orange you glad I didn't say Banana?

    figtree3

    Stop it! Stop it! Stop it! ;)
    FISH-O

    That is the only joke that I can remember from beginning to end... sad and true. :D

    "Knock!"                                                                                                                                                     "Knock!"                                                                                                                                                     "Who's there?"                                                                                                                                           "Madame!"                                                                                                                                                "Madame who?"                                                                                                                                       "Madame foot's stuck in the door!"                                                                                                                                                                               

    Mmouse

    Great. I need a laught this morning.

    Knock knock - Who's there?


    Boo - Boo who?


    Aaahh. If you let me in, I'll make it better!


     


     

    FISH-O

    That is just sooo sad... Le' Weepsy Weep.


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