I have MANY but, for a Man.....LOUIS CK=Tells it like it is w/NO APOLOGY WHAT SO EVER! He's NOT Afraid of Bing 'JUDGED' by any-1. He's almost a bit Pathetic & such an 'EVERY DAY GUY' w/these HILARIOUS RANDOM THOUGHTS that he has 'SIDE-SPLITTING,RIB-HURTING,MAKE U CRY answers to. If U can get through his act w/out laughing---LAUGHING HARD, well then.......Then All Ur TASTE is IN UR MOUTH!!!!!!! :~) JOKE

For a Woman.....Kathleen Madigan #1 is her accent=A Southern Drawl & once she gets going she rarely takes a breath....Then, cracks-up @ herself!!! I LOVE THAT! She makes fun of EVERY~1(Including her family)about how every~1 tries soooo hard to look perfect when their jus as miserable as every~1 else!LoL About ppl. Abducted by Aliens....WHY IS IT THE 1'S MISSING TEETH THAT LIVE IN THE MOUNTAINS THAT DROPPED OUT OF SCHOOL WHEN THEY WERE 6? WHY NOT UR HARVARD EDUCATED LAWYER=WHY DON'T U EVER SEE THEM ON THE 6o'clock NEWS. DO UR~SELVES A FAVOR & YOU TUBE BOTH OF THEM Take Care, Colleen Quinn Osborne*

Not Bing "RUDE" at all......But have U "GOOGLED" it? I did... Go to...What Really Happened In The Garden Of Eden by Dr. Wesley A. Swift :^) Take Care, Colleen Q. Osborne*