get her so rat assed drunk that she throws up for the next week. That'll slow her down. ( God, I hope you don'ty take this answer seriuosly) :-)
simple but you need the width of the material you are going to be working with.
LINEAR METRES OF MATERIAL REQUIRED(LM) = AREA OF JOB(A) / WIDTH OF MATERIAL REQUIRED(W)
For example: I have a room 6 x 5 metres so the Area = 30 m2 I want to lay timber floorboard planks and their WIDTH per floorboard plank is 0.25 metres. LM=A/W = 30/0.25 = 120 Therefore I will need 120 linear metres of the 0.25mtr wide planks.
150cm (149.3 to be exact)
Best to cut the ham up into portions that you'll be using, that'll save you from thawing the whole ham, only to re-freeze most of it. Wrap it glad wrap, Than place in snap lock bag.
can also be Australian slang for sex. as in " Gave her a poke the other night"