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hi. there are millions world wide who do believe in Jesus Christ. Jesus Himself said He was from the Father. We are all free to believe or not.

Try and think of a perfect place. Heaven will be far better than that. No worry, pain, tears, money, sickness, death and I could go on and on. The moderater will be Jesus. Great

As you can see in my picture I am a real beauty and because of this I dont feel safe. Who knows who out there is planning to hunt me down and have their way with me. ha

I would love to be a model but my bum is the wrong shape,

I really am not weird because if I was then I would do lots of weird things and then I would be classed as weird so if I am not weird then I must be Mad. I hope this clears up any doubt in your mind. 

update 11/21/2013

A few months ago I answered this question and said I was not weird but today I got up thinking it was Monday but it was Thursday. I looked around and said to myself it looks like a Tuesday but if it is really Thursday then it cant be Monday. So because its not monday then I cant do my shopping because my wife wont let me shop on a Thursday so I wont be eating today. I am glad it is Thursday because it is getting closer to Monday again. She lets me out on Mondays.. When I get up tomorrow I hope its Sunday because I dont like Fridays. There are too many Fridays in the week. I think we should have two Mondays. Then I would be aloud out twice per week.

I hope this clears up the fact that I am not weird as some might think. When they set me free they gave me a paper to say I was sane. Have you a paper to say you are.

Wow. What a man I am. Look what I did. Ha

Homeward Bounding

I am an oldie yet still adorable as you know. By the way the old questions were mkuch better and sometimes had page after page of answers and some great fun.

I tried it and it hurt