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Some names, especially when bestowed by sports and entertainment personalites, are perverse in the highest degree. Yet the parents are often people of genuine talent. 'Moon Unit', daughter of Frank Zappa. Satchel, son of Woody Allen'. As for the offspring of Beb Geldof, what had they done to him?

As I've mentioned on another thread, Peaches Geldof used to be teased at school with the question, 'Hey, Peaches, are your parents bananas?' At that, she got off lightly. The eldest is called Fifi-Trixibelle. Her current appearance may be derived in part from trying to live up to such a name.

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Who cares? The human heart is only a pump, when all is said. I've got  a very good one - or so my doctor tells me. Probably good for another quarter century, if I don't spend too much time in bed. Too much time in bed gives me back-ache, so that's cool. Up, up and away!

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I think you'd do better asking WHY akaqa exists. I have no good answer myself. I, personally, use it as a blog. It's a form of self-indulgence, but it's fun, it's free, and there's no hangover - which is more than can be said for crack or smack.

Rating: 3 Posted: 11 years ago
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Johnny Rotten has a comment somewhere to the effect that 'Love is something you feel for a puppy or a pussycat. It isn't for humans.' I haven't the quote to hand, so I most likely have a word or two out of place, but I think I have the jist.

My own feeling is that Johnny most likely didn't believe his own press releases (Sid Vicious did, but that's another story). Whichever, my own take is that love is a sense of rejoicing that the other person is alive and happy. If you don't think she's happy ... that's where the danger sets in. What does she lack, and how may you supply it? All too often, what she lacks is love - specifically, the love of a particular man who is happily in love with someone else. You can't supply him for her, but how about the next best thing - YOU!

You may actually be the next best thing, but you're way, way down the field. There's no happy ending tp this one.

Rating: 2 Posted: 11 years ago
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Mainly, since my late 20s. I had my share of adolescent angst, and of course, 'fell in love woth love', which is never a good idea. Then in my early 20s I recklessly embarked on not one but three relationships, with very little breathing space between, all of which a man of more experience could have seen were going nowhere good. Of course, it's partly through them that I became a man of more experience, so one must take the good with the bad.

Incidentally, there's a Rogers & Hart song which begins 'Falling in love with love is falling for make-believe ...' Sung by Frank Sinatra and Julie Andrews among others. It's a good tune, the lyrics are clever, and I endorse the sentiment.

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According to G R Elton, the Elizabethan formula was to live as if you expected to die tomorrow, but build as if you expected to live a thousand years. A surprising number succeeded, as a scan of the surviving Elizabethan stately homes, matched against the lifetimes of their founders, will attest.

But for common folk like us, the build part is not, and never has been an option. So, how to live as if you expect to die tomorrow? It's a matter of temperament, really. A man for whom I had immense regard, and who was of the monogamous disposition, rang and corresponded with me fairly intensely after his wife died. He was confidently expecting to waste away rather quickly, so as to join her - to die of a broken heart. But his body had other ideas. He was a big, strong man, and though he was 80 years old, he wasn't sinking at all fast. He was also rich, but not super-rich. His wife was dead, but he had a son, and he was good at making money. He therefore devoted the remainder of his life, nearly a decade as it turned out, to playing the stock exchange and banking his profits in sundry off-shore accounts to which his son also had access, so as to evade inheritance tax. This activity gave him pleasure, and I'm sure it lengthened his life considerably.

He made a good death as well. By that time he had a full-time live-in 'carer', who was entitled to her time off. He therefore set the panic-button, just in case, wished her well on her trip to London, took a four-course (!) lunch with a bottle of claret, settled down to watch the racing on TV, drifted off, and never drifted back. By the time she got back, he was luckily beyond resuscitation.

Go forth and do likewise!

Rating: 6 Posted: 11 years ago
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Mine's the 'More Money for you and Me Medley', by the Four Preps - very old, from about 1963, I think. It consisted of quite witty take-offs of various groups popular in the US at the time. It concluded with:

Dion and the Belmonts are driving us to tears

So sell them down the river for about a thousand years.

While the kids are watching Dion singing about the stars

The Belmonts are out in the parking lot stealing hub caps off  of cars.

 

Each time I steal a hub-cap, it almost breaks my heart!

Why must I steal hub caps, why did I ever start?

Each night I ask the stars without fail

Why must I be-e-e a teenager in Jail?

Rating: 4 Posted: 11 years ago
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This is very bad news. When recessions really start to bite, people start believing in perpetual motion.

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So they're parrots? Would never have guessed. Birds can live a long time, and parrots more than most. So with good luck, some of those hatchlings may be going strong when every human regular on this site (I make exception for the aliens among us) is dead from natural (or in some cases unnatural) causes. Make sure you teach them to speak in gentlemanly or ladylike accents. They are our emissaries to the future!

Rating: 11 Posted: 12 years ago
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OK, I've watched it. Might have been better had you not been stoned at the time. Also might have been better had you chosen a song with a bit more melody.

Rating: 2 Posted: 12 years ago

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