"HEY ROMOS. his surname is "WOOD ( thick as a plank ) I have our "BILLY tattooed on My Pecker or "Flute anyway it stands for its self ,just his heid of course not big enough for his "horse ( like to dream about that one )

MY Wife ,and SON and "ME" ( not you but you can come bring a case of "cokes ) WE always have rolled "Sirloin enough for "Boxing day ,do the same for NEW YEAR .Wife and SON don`t like Turkey or "DUCK ( lucky you DUCKY on AKAQA ) So have a lovely "Holiday Itsmee .

YELLOW  WARM LIKE THE "SUN" ( OR SCARED FROM MY "WIFE`S "TONGUE" )

MERRY CHRISTMAS TO ALL YOU WONDERFUL "GALS AND GUYS ON AKAQA AND A GUID NEW YEAR

SAME to you TOMMY and your love one`s Have a drink on me .Your to far away for me to give you one all the best Dowsa "OH and Josie .my trouble and "Strive WIFE.

Washing up dishes ,and washing up more dishes !!

"OH I liked the way you said please ! My wife bars(stops ) incoming calls when she goes out ,and incoming ones when she is in !!  ( weep )

"Don`t you know "ME" MAMMY Am your boy "I`d walk a million miles for one of your "Smiles !!

YES. If you don`t mind paying the plane fare  ,for my family and friends one hundred "OH thank you .If you cant ,that`s alright I will just have to unfreeze the "DUCK" I recived from AKAQA it`s a "big "QUACKER "

Sorry no real answer to that good question.