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    The AlphabetAfter being married for fifty years, a wife asked her husband todescribe her. He studied her and then said, "You're A, B, C, D, E, F, G, H, I, J, K. "She asked, "What does that mean?" He said, "Adorable, Beautiful, Cute, Delightful, Elegant, Foxy,Gorgeous, Hot." She smiled happily and said, "Oh, that's so lovely. What about I, J, K?" He said, "I'm Just Kidding!" His eye is still swollen, but it will get better.

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    Does he find the couch comfy lately?
    Good one, I did not see the punch line coming. Would like to share with my husband but I understand the rebound stuff only too well.


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