6 Answers

Give my wife the TV remote control.

If not illegal, spiritually hamful, personally harmful (mentally or physically) to myself or another, just ask me and I'd think over THAT particular offer. Could put it to excellent use in many ways and not merely self productive.

If I were physically able, I would do something that would not violate my principals or sensibilities. You name it and I can respond up or down.

You genuinely want an honest answer do you /, O.K here goes,like everyone else on the planet I have my own particular morality,this means that there are things I would not do for ANY ammount of money,BUT, there are also things that I would do for SUFFICIENT money,and though you will probably not think very well of me,a million dollars is sufficient enough for me to accept a contract killing,
So there you go,an honest answer to an honest question,if you are shocked or surprised by this answer then all I can say is,If you think there is a possibility that you might not like the answer,then don't ask the question.