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    Not an Irish joke.

    It's purely coincidental that the 2 people involved are named Paddy & Mick.Well anyway....Paddy says,"I'm getting hungry,Lets slip across to MacDonalds & have lunch".Mick says,"No.. I know another place where you can get a steak for $1".Paddy says "WOw that is good" & Mick says "Thats not all,for an extra 50c you can have all the beer you can drink".Mick says "lets go".Mick says "As well as that,after lunch you can go out to the back room(WINK,WINK)& get laid for another 50c.
    Paddy says "it all sounds to good to be true,have you actually been there?",Mick says "No,but the missus has & she reckons it was great!!.(BOOM,BOOM,KACHING!!!)

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    Go Mick!

    A fly in the whiskey and the French guy picks it out carefully, the German doesn't care and drinks it down, fly and all. But the Irishman pulls the fly out and shakes it up and down exclaiming "Spit it out! Spit it out!"......

    Tommyh

    Hahahahaha! Good one Julie.

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    Mission Impossible link has always been a modern-leaning film franchise with an eye to the past cue the music and intro title sequence which aligns perfectly with Tudor's ethos in a modern context. The Heritage Chrono is functionally a modern watch. It's beefy with a substantial bracelet. At 42mm it's built for the modern consumer who appreciates horological history. I doubt this level of thought went into its placement in this film but it's interesting link to muse on link it nonetheless.



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