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    Men VS Women. How many of these can you relate too? What do you agree or disagree with?

    NICKNAMES
    ·If Laura, Kate and Sarah go out for lunch, they will call each other Laura, Kate and Sarah.
    ·If Mike, Dave and John go out, they will affectionately refer to each other as Fat Boy, Dickhead and Dumb Brain.

    EATING OUT
    ·When the bill arrives, Mike, Dave and John will each throw in $20, even though it's only for $32.50. None of them will have anything smaller and none will actually admit they want change back.
    ·When the girls get their bill, out come the pocket calculators.

    MONEY
    ·A man will pay $2 for a $1 item he needs.
    ·A woman will pay $1 for a $2 item that she doesn't need but it's on sale.

    BATHROOMS
    ·A man has six items in his bathroom: toothbrush and toothpaste, shaving cream, razor, a bar of soap, and a towel.
    ·The average number of items in the typical woman's bathroom is 337. A man would not be able to identify more than 20 of these items.

    ARGUMENTS
    ·A woman has the last word in any argument.
    ·Anything a man says after that is the beginning of a new argument.

    FUTURE
    ·A woman worries about the future until she gets a husband.
    ·A man never worries about the future until he gets a wife.

    SUCCESS
    ·A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend.
    ·A successful woman is one who can find such a man.

    MARRIAGE
    ·A woman marries a man expecting he will change, but he doesn't.
    ·A man marries a woman expecting that she won't change, but she does.

    DRESSING UP
    ·A woman will dress up to go shopping, water the plants, empty the trash, answer the phone, read a book, and get the mail.
    ·A man will dress up for weddings and funerals.

    NATURAL
    ·Men wake up as good-looking as they went to bed.
    ·Women somehow deteriorate during the night.

    OFFSPRING
    ·Ah, children. A woman knows all about her children. She knows about dentist appointments and romances, best friends, favorite foods, secret fears and hopes and dreams.
    ·A man is vaguely aware of some short people living in the house.

    NOTE, I GOT THIS IN AN E-MAIL. I DID NOT WRITE IT. I JUST THOUGHT IT WAS TOO FUNNY AND MOSTLY TRUE NOT TO SHARE ;)

    +13  Views: 2382 Answers: 11 Posted: 8 years ago
    Mmouse

    Wonderful, this is our house exactly. My husband has no idea what I have in the bathroom. After all these years still does not know why I have a huge tote full of "girl" stuff when we travel.
    Dollybird

    Think I would be worried if my husband knew about my make up. Why does a man need to know about make up any way.
    Colleen

    Moderator
    @ Dolly, so they know what to buy you for Christmas?
    lambshank

    just shows us what we thought was true anyway, men really are primitive,women are the savvy ones

    11 Answers

    HAHAHA!!! You're dead right about the arguments.
    Colleen

    Moderator
    This is an e-mail I got. I just thought it was too funny and for the most part too true not to share, lol
    Tommyh

    I'm going to print it,I love it! thanks Coll.:)
    Men watch your backs, the truth has been exposed.
    MARRIAGE
    ·A woman marries a man expecting he will change, but he doesn't.
    ·A man marries a woman expecting that she won't change, but she does.

    SO TRUE
    true true true my favorite is the 1$ item
    Colleen

    Moderator
    I have to agree with that one also ;)
    This is as close to the truth as I want to get. Loved it.
    My husband's stuff is contained in the medicine cabinet, the top drawer of the vanity and all over the top around the sink. I have one drawer (in the front only) for my prescriptions. A toothbrush, toothpaste, moisturizer, deodorant, shavers (one for the head and one for the legs). My husband's stuff overwhelms mine by at least 75%. I do have some makeup stuffed in a drawer somewhere that I use for funerals, weddings and retirement parties if necessary.

    Hi Colleen it was good Email it just reminds me of the book called Men are from Mars and Woman are from Venus really funny but true book if you havent read it read it you wil laugh and cry and say how true is that LOL

    LOL and I have to agree with most except for the fact I am not looking to get married again tried it it was awful just think I will not try again LOL
    I like the bathroom paragraph and was just wondering if in Colleen's b'room there are 676 items?
    That's me banned from the board.
    Colleen

    Moderator
    I have soap, toothpaste, toothbrush, mouthwash, deodorant, shampoo, conditioner, towels. No make up, I have natural good looks :)

    Colleen,  I cant disagree with you, where you stated,( I have natural good looks.) Have you ever heard it said, self praze, is no praze. mmmmm

    Colleen

    Moderator
    I was kidding. I said it for the laughs. People say I'm good looking. I do not see it ;)

    All good fun.  NATURAL.......I've been told I am beautiful when I wake up.  JUST AS BEAUTIFUL as I was last night.   :D   (My ex-husband.   Still claims it was truth)

    ed shank

    Apparently nothing wrong with his vision.
    Bob/PKB

    thank you! nothing wrong with yours either! lol


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