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Did you hear about the woman driving at high speed as she was late for work when a policeman stood up from behind a bridge with a radar gun?
Pulled the woman over and asked why she was going so fast.
She replied "I have a very important job and I am late" Cop asked "What is this job? Reply "I am a rectum stretcher"
"What the hell do you do as a rectum stretcher?" The cop wanted to know.
"Well I put 1 finger in a rectum, then 2 fingers then 5,then my whole hand." "them my arm then my other arm and I stretch until the rectum is about 6 feet"
The cop said "Bullshit, what would you do with a 6ft arsehole?"
"Give it a radar gun and get it to hide behind a bridge, what else"
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