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    how can I stop mastarbating?( i'm single)

    I d0 it once in a month

    +8  Views: 1351 Answers: 28 Posted: 9 years ago

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    Lol. That's not a lot. Why are you worried about it?
    Only once a month? What's wrong with you?
    banksizit

    all i can say is... "DITTO"
    When you masturbate, at least you're having sex with someone who you love .
    banksizit

    aint that the truth
    When you grow old, it will stop working, from strain, and then, you'll still be single.
    itsmee

    fatjio will believe you, eggy. lol.
    eggplant

    Just trying to scare him.
    Lmao, this is a funny one thank you all for the laughs. Thumbs up.

    Just get a big bottle of Elmer's Glue and put it all over your hands so you can't smack the clown.

    I thought you were gonna say 5 times a day or something, once a month isn't very often. You just have to change the subject in your mind, like changing the channel on the t.v..

    If you really don't want to do it just pick up a Bible and start reading it, if that doesn't work then go with the Elmer's Glue idea. Hope this helps...
    carmaxable

    super glue, ya think?
    Spaceghost

    I know a lady that caught her husband cheating, she claimed, told him that she forgave him, that night while he was asleep, she SUPER GLUED his penis to his leg.
    leeroy

    I suppose that's better than cutting it off, but painful none the less.
    I went to a blind prostitute once, have to admit I had to hand it to her.

    I am 79 and I can beat you "hands down"
    Ms Sinclair

    "I had to hand it to her" and "I can beat you hands down". I can see where that train of thought is leading. LOL.
    I posted an answer ... and then I lost it. I just wanted to suggest to fatjio that masterbating is good, clean, safe fun. He should do it more. Lots more. In time he'll have a partner, have experience and know how half the coupling works.
    put your hands together and pray.
    if you use your other hand ,it wouldn't be cheating..
    melandrupert

    Oh Daren you make me laugh so much keep them coming"whoops I hope thats not a PUN"
    If you do it all day long,or all the time that you're not at work, then you got a problem. But if you do it once or twice a day and don't spend too much time on it, then it's ok.
    Get yourself a blow up doll.
    ed shank

    Plastic pus**. what the hell.
    By keeping your hands to yourself. Well, sort of.
    Now I know why my glass are so thick.
    PEOPLELOVER

    Thanks for the chuckle facebook.
    Mum told me it would send me blind so I said "Well can I do it until I need glasses?"
    facebook

    Are you blind yet?
    PEOPLELOVER

    No but I needed glasses when I was in my thirtys and bifocals in my fourties.
    Only need glasses to find it sorry didn`t mean that it just slipped out. "honey should I slip it back in?"
    You may be able to do it more frquently if you learn how to spell the word.
    Your obviously a hands on person.
    Once a month? You have stopped!
    How do you know it's a he?
    Colleen

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    Does it matter? He/she posted for the pure shock value. It backfired, lol
    Are you sure you can't find a woman SOMEWHERE? I know some available ladies I can turn you on to. If not I guess you'd better stock up on some vaseline.
    IamPamela313

    so he don't hit no rough spots. lol
    Spaceghost

    That's right LMAO. How are you my friend?
    IamPamela313

    I am doing good, thanks for asking :-)
    Why do you think you should stop????
    oh, heck now, go to the adult store and pick you up a boyfriend-or girlfriend.
    Do you work in a DIY store?
    Don't worry about going blind 'cause you are not doing it too often LOL
    Who are you harming by pleasing yourself in the privacy of our own home? You're not peeping through your neighbor's window while doing it...are you? lol....
    Don't be single, have someone give you a hand.
    Oh, the good old days, when I was single..........lol
    I worked on a fishing boat for 9 years and only made up to apprentice baiter you are the man
    Hey, wanna be a priest?
    WHY STOP??????? WHY WHY WHY WHY WHY WHY WHY WHY WHY WHY WHY WHY WHY WHY WHY WHY WHY


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