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Lmao, this is a funny one thank you all for the laughs. Thumbs up.
Just get a big bottle of Elmer's Glue and put it all over your hands so you can't smack the clown.
I thought you were gonna say 5 times a day or something, once a month isn't very often. You just have to change the subject in your mind, like changing the channel on the t.v..
If you really don't want to do it just pick up a Bible and start reading it, if that doesn't work then go with the Elmer's Glue idea. Hope this helps...
Spaceghost
Just get a big bottle of Elmer's Glue and put it all over your hands so you can't smack the clown.
I thought you were gonna say 5 times a day or something, once a month isn't very often. You just have to change the subject in your mind, like changing the channel on the t.v..
If you really don't want to do it just pick up a Bible and start reading it, if that doesn't work then go with the Elmer's Glue idea. Hope this helps...
12 years ago. Rating: 11 | |
I know a lady that caught her husband cheating, she claimed, told him that she forgave him, that night while he was asleep, she SUPER GLUED his penis to his leg.
I went to a blind prostitute once, have to admit I had to hand it to her.
I am 79 and I can beat you "hands down"
Ms Sinclair
I am 79 and I can beat you "hands down"
12 years ago. Rating: 11 | |
"I had to hand it to her" and "I can beat you hands down". I can see where that train of thought is leading. LOL.
Now I know why my glass are so thick.
PEOPLELOVER
PEOPLELOVER
12 years ago. Rating: 8 | |
Thanks for the chuckle facebook.
Mum told me it would send me blind so I said "Well can I do it until I need glasses?"
Mum told me it would send me blind so I said "Well can I do it until I need glasses?"
No but I needed glasses when I was in my thirtys and bifocals in my fourties.
Only need glasses to find it sorry didn`t mean that it just slipped out. "honey should I slip it back in?"
Only need glasses to find it sorry didn`t mean that it just slipped out. "honey should I slip it back in?"
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