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    Q What's the height of conceit?

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    +3  Views: 632 Answers: 8 Posted: 14 years ago
    Yvonne57

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    A person that cheats on their spouse, has an illegitimate child, keeps it a secret for 13 years, Is elected Governor of the fine state of CA, then actually runs again. Thinking he is above a whole country. Looks his beautiful wife in the eyes everyday when he doesn't deserve to wipe her feet. This is the height of conceit.
    Commented 14 years ago
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      How ever tall Donald Trump is.

      14 years ago. Rating: 4
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        a quantum leap
        14 years ago. Rating: 4
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          varon

          Yeah, I like it, but you'll be surprise to hear the answer
          commented 14 years ago
          How about my ex that had Cosmo and every other mag., always fashion this, gotta have those shoes, can't wear that lipstick after Christmas, etc.? Beauty was what her life revolved around.
          14 years ago. Rating: 2
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            varon

            Leeroy, I have the feeling that you are describing my sister-in-law down to her teeth, is either that or you know her. Ha-ha-haaa
            commented 14 years ago
            leeroy

            If she's 38 and lives in FL then it maybe her? Most of my friends like a girl who's not afraid to get a little muddy or break a nail...
            commented 14 years ago
            The Titanic, unsinkable my eye.
            14 years ago. Rating: 2
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              Ok, the answer is .........

              A. Having an orgasm and calling out your own name.

              But I still believe Yvonne had the best answer for this one.
              14 years ago. Rating: 2
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                digger

                Drum roll, please.
                commented 14 years ago
                IamPamela313

                Sorry varon...I like my answer much better than yours :-)
                commented 14 years ago
                IamPamela313

                BTW, I do not see Yvonne's response to your question :-)
                commented 14 years ago
                Colleen

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                She attached it to the main question box.
                commented 14 years ago
                IamPamela313

                Thanks, Colleen :-)
                commented 14 years ago
                varon

                Well Pamela, it is a matter of "gustos". :)
                commented 14 years ago
                IamPamela313

                No doubt it was pure pleasure for you :-)
                commented 14 years ago
                as tall as your mirror
                14 years ago. Rating: 1
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                  varon

                  I know people like that . lol
                  commented 14 years ago
                  Ego.
                  14 years ago. Rating: 1
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                    varon

                    Egg, I know someone like that ..... my sister-in-law, la bruja. Ha-haaa
                    commented 14 years ago
                    eggplant

                    There are plenty around!
                    commented 14 years ago
                    Yvonne ..... very well put it. Is not the answer I have, but this is the mother of conceit. Very good, i wish I could give you thumbs up on this one.
                    14 years ago. Rating: 0
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