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    WHY CAN'T WOMEN PUT THEIR MASCARA ON WITH THEIR MOUTH CLOSED?

    Never seen one of them do it. Why?

    +3  Views: 1399 Answers: 12 Posted: 7 years ago
    Mat

    Takes great concentration. Serious painting can be stressful....

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    I apply my mascara on both my top and bottom lashes and I apply it from bottom up and then top down on my upper lashes because it makes them look very long and full.  I was hosting a Mary Kay party several years ago and I was the talk of the table because all the women only apply it underneath their top lashes.  Do any of you women here on aka apply you mascara the way I do mine?

    hector5559

    I find mine is incline to run if i do that,
    country bumpkin

    Moderator

    Buy some waterproof mascara Dougal.
    bustieone

    Will that work on the top of my head, making it look long and full?
    country bumpkin

    Moderator

    LOL...Anything is worth a try Ray.

    BTW, I think bald men or sexy!
    Bob/PKB

    If there is a soiree (:D), I'll hit the bottom lashes, too, but not generally. I go from under the top and over the bottom lashes. If I went from the outside in on the top, they would straighten out, even after I've "permed" them with the eyelash curler.

    If I were a woman, and needed to use makeup, I would get a paper plate, squirt stuff out in the right areas, and dab of this here, some of that there.  Then in the morning, out of shower, and drop my face into the plate, presto, makeup is done!  No fuss, not late for anything, etc...

    country bumpkin

    Moderator

    LOL, you should market this one.
    bustieone

    I told it to a female student once, who thought it o.k. to apply makeup during class. Thought I was going to get dragged into office over it afterwards... I did not, whew...
    Bob/PKB

    That would work if we could peel the skin off our faces. With noses and creases, though, it just aint gonna go on right without the extra effort. Good thoughts, though.
    bustieone

    Shucks, and I had a proposal to go on the Sharks Tank show and seek financing!

    I suggest you both try putting mascara on and see if you can do it with your mouth closed. I think this is something you have to more experience in order understand why : )


    Pictures will be required so that we can know you did it right.

    Colleen

    Moderator

    Well, if you would try it, then you would know the secret too ; )

    TSC

    Your the only woman that knows the secret Collen?

    probaly cause they cant stop "taliking" about their new makeup

    heavenisabreathaway

    a woman only needs "some" mascara and eye-liner ,,, the thing is ,, to look "natural" so when there is a "thunder-storm" you don`t "melt" like a "wax" figure ,,, I know all about this ,,, use to be a football cheer-leader ,,, in high-school ,,, out-side ,,, caught in a few of them storms ,,, sucked ,,, as I would begin to "melt" ,,,,,

    Women can't do anything with their mouth closed..

    Coach

    Disclaimer...


    "The opinions of Vincent does not necessarily represent the viewpoints of all of the men on this website. When throwing objects at Vincent please aim carefully for there are numerous male bystanders"


    27 years of marriage....I'm totally whipped!

    Coach

    Thank you my dear!

    Coach

    Hey I didn't ju...wait yes I did.


    Vinny...dude...I got your back. I'll be right behind you when Colleen throws sh*t at you!

    Colleen

    Moderator

    Vinny............. don't make me throw something at you........

    Colleen

    Moderator

    LMAO, I promise to aim very carefully Coach. ; )

    Colleen

    Moderator

    Well considering one of your male peers jumped ship and abandoned you, I'd have to say, no it isn't. lol

    Colleen

    Moderator

    Aww, I'm not that mean...I won't throw stuff....I have some very ripe tomatoes in my fridge however......

    Jenn

    Thanks V...

    Vinny

    oops.....!

    Vinny

    This ain't working out for me too good is it? :(

    Vinny

    S'ok, I know people, my people can throw chit at colleen's people..

    schubee

    Vinny, you are hilarious!

    witchway

    I've heard of open mouth insert foot but both feet Vinny? Maybe we should just throw this up as a brain fart and leave it at that.
    mycatsmom

    Vinny > > > > male chauvanist, hee hee
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    Vinny

    Different set of rules here 2 years ago. i don't post my mind's thoughts anymore. Kinda took the fun out of it. But i understand, we are not all adults here and some of the adults are still children and we must be careful not to offend, even in jest. Nothing I say is meant to offend but in this new PC world, we must take hits but never give hits.
    Colleen

    Moderator
    No, you do not have to take a hit. But in a PC world, your answer could be considered offensive or a chauvinistic comment. It is still here. The rules are not as strict as people think and certainly not as strict as other forums.

    LOL I trained myself to keep my mouth shut when i am applying mascara... If only I could keep my mouth shut the rest of the time that would be great.

    Well my purely male suggestion probably for the same reason men cant fart without lifting one leg and/ or giggleing. This is what this forum is about good clean innocent fun, pardon me whilst I lift a leg. Oh! I shouldnt have done that aw! poo.

    hector5559

    I tried lifting both legs on a big one and fell over,

    Applying warpaint art is not an easy task, I see women applying their colors in the morning going to work, they can talk on the cellphone, drive, spank the kids in the back seat, smoke and drink a Starbucks coffee all at the same time, and attempt driving, which obviously is the lowest priority. It's hard to do, I feel sorry for the women.. Give 'em a break!

    Colleen

    Moderator

    "I feel sorry for the women.. Give 'em a break!"


    Not even this gets you out of the doghouse.

    Vinny

    Dont you ever got to bed???

    lol, is it just a reflex action or what?

    Good question? Maybe they think it makes their eyes open more when their mouth is open??? I'll throw you a t.u., I cant wait to see the answers on this one.

    Maybe it's a reverse reflex action...they can't put on lipstick with their eyes closed either! ha ha :)

    It's an unconscious thing.  When I become aware of the Venus fly trap poised and ready to ingest, I close it.
    NORMAL WOMAN, unaware that dimwit husband/boyfriend is taking her picture:
    "" 
    HIGHLY PAID MODEL, who know someone is taking her picture: 
    "" 



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