eggplant

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While God was logging in to his laptop computer, what did it say?

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+3 Views: 1083 Answers: 11 Posted: 14 years ago

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Colleen

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ERROR SERVER OVERLOAD! Too many prayers coming in all at once with no end in sight! (or site since it's the internet, lol)

14 years ago. Rating: 3
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eggplant

Incorrect password.

commented 14 years ago

Colleen

God needs a password? Who would dare hack his computer? Oh, that's right. The red man with the horns and tail holding a pitch fork.

commented 14 years ago

eggplant

Hee, hee.

commented 14 years ago

mycatsmom

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watch the movie,'' Bruce Almighty '' and you'll find out.

14 years ago. Rating: 2
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eggplant

Incorrect password.

commented 14 years ago

robertgrist

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I’m sorry,
The number you have dialed, 1-800-275-2273 is busy, (Apple service)
Please hang-up and try again later.

14 years ago. Rating: 2
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eggplant

Good one Robert. It said, "Incorrect password."

commented 14 years ago

robertgrist

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You are entering The Twilight Zone.

14 years ago. Rating: 2
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IamPamela313

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OMG!

14 years ago. Rating: 2
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eggplant

It said, 'Incorrect password.'

commented 14 years ago

leeroy

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You've got Five trillion new emails. Last log in five minutes ago.

14 years ago. Rating: 2
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eggplant

Incorrect password.

commented 14 years ago

Jenn

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You've got KNEE mail.

14 years ago. Rating: 2
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eggplant

Incorrect answer.

commented 14 years ago

Jenn

Why did I get incorrect answer and everyone else got incorrect password.

commented 14 years ago

schubee

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Your hard drive is FULL of shit! ...(excuse my language) ;-)

14 years ago. Rating: 2
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eggplant

Incorrect password.

commented 14 years ago

ed shank

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We need help down here. Too many bad people, not enough good ones.

14 years ago. Rating: 1
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eggplant

Incorrect answer, is what the computer said.

commented 14 years ago

Adreamer2

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God wouldn't need a laptop, all He has to do is read the timing of the stars. It is certainly what the astrologers used to find Christ. Beside the shepards, they were the next on the scene.

But, if He uses AOL (angels on line), I'm sure they'd tell him: "You've got mail"

Your sister,
Ginger,
Adreamer2