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    What's your favorite bumper sticker

    +8  Views: 2734 Answers: 32 Posted: 7 years ago
    Tags: cars jokes
    friendindeed

    Should you not give a thumbs up for good ones

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    My wife's other car is a BROOM.

    bluedeath

    Funny. I like that one, true about every 28th day too! LOL

    This car is protected by and anty theft sticker

    I like "Keep on honking, I'm reloading"

    MY OTHER CAR IS A PIECE OF SHIT TOO !!

    BEER DRINKERS GET MORE HEAD

    Dollybird

    And more tummy. lol

    Its hard to soar like a eagle when surrounded by turkeys

    MY KID WAS INMATE OF THE MONTH AT COUNTY JAIL

    leeroy

    Similar to the one that says,"My kid beat is the one that beats up the honor roll students." Lol.

    "I may be slow...but I'm in front of YOU!"

    Proud to be Polish....stuck on upside down

    Beer doesn't make you fat. It makes you lean (against doors, tables, walls).

    If you think insurance is high now wait until it's FREE!

    If you get any closer you'll be a bumper sticker.

    If you can read this you are too damn close!!!!!!

    Love thy neighbor... just dont get caught

    Dogs are not just for christmas they are for life
    A dog is for life not just for Christmas.

    Impeach Obama

    My H.S. drop out impregnated your honors student.

    Breast inspections 20 feet ahead (please have`em out)

    Everybody is born a democrat, only the gifted overcome it.
    leeroy

    Hey zorro, nice to see you I have been away out the past week just wanted to say hello. Hope all is well with you.
    zorro

    Been out also, college world series in omaha.

    Like what you see... dial 1-800-you-wish

    I suffer from C.R.S... Cant Remember S**t

    No really my fav bumper sticker would be the one that is not stuck on my truck I do not allow bumper stickers or any other kind of stickers on my truck sorry.
    ed shank

    Same here, I even remove the dealers logo from the car.
    Young farmers do it in wellies.

    Save the TaTas!

    "Where in the heck is Wall Drug?" and "I survived the Dalton Highway!"

    I want to be just like barbie...
    that B**CH has every thing!

    If this cars a rockin dont come knockin.
    Aussie Pride and the Southern Cross
    AUSSIE PRIDE + THE 5 STARS


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