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Depending on the time of the month I can honestly say I have nothing. If it’s the beginning I will tell them my whole check is there but won’t be lasting. Did they want to know how big (or little) my income is? Go figure. I’d just laugh and tell them it’s never enough....

I can't remember anyone asking me such a question. If I were asked, I'm pretty sure that I would have an appropriate answer.

You need to know that, why? What makes you so curious about my bank? Are you asking for a loan? Just enough for me! Last time I checked, my balance was $4.57. Do you work for (IRS) Canada Revenue? You're about to make a joke, right? Are we going to compare our balances?

FO.

....nunya

And your reason for asking is..?????????..>>>>>>>>><<<<<<<<..

WHY?

With a very straight face and sincere voice, 

One billion dollars and 56 pounds of gold

Ducky

Instant friend? :)

I would say it's confidential. Or  I don't want to discuss it.:  or - - -'' It's not  public knowledge  ."

I say "None of your business!".  If he/she persists, I would say "If you still want to know, put a coin in and stand in front of the bear!"<!--StartFragment--><!--EndFragment-->