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    +9  Views: 1117 Answers: 10 Posted: 2 years ago
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      I bet you can't even smile.

      2 years ago. Rating: 10
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        Had to tie a pork chop around your neck to get the dog to play with you.......

        2 years ago. Rating: 10
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          you hide til sunset and then wear a wig on your face.

          2 years ago. Rating: 10
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            Old, old, old, old, joke but let me think about this. Um....George Clooney?


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            2 years ago. Rating: 9
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              Ducky

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              Is this "the ugly" to whom you refer? :)
              commented 2 years ago

               



              1. You're so ugly, when you walk into the bank they turn off the cameras !

              2 years ago. Rating: 9
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                ....when you cry, the tears roll down the back of your head.

                2 years ago. Rating: 8
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                  You should shave your arse & walk backwards.

                  2 years ago. Rating: 8
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                    Clonge

                    In the Northern Hemisphere, it's "Shave your a** and walk forwards!"
                    commented 2 years ago

                    You are so ugly ' you would make a blind man cry '

                    2 years ago. Rating: 8
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                      .....you got whupped with an ugly stick .

                      2 years ago. Rating: 7
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                        .............but I like you.

                        2 months ago. Rating: 6
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