Clonge

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"You're so ugly______________________!" Fill-in the blank.

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+9 Views: 2781 Answers: 11 Posted: 8 years ago

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jhharlan

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Had to tie a pork chop around your neck to get the dog to play with you.......

8 years ago. Rating: 11
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country bumpkin

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I bet you can't even smile.

8 years ago. Rating: 10
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tabber

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you hide til sunset and then wear a wig on your face.

8 years ago. Rating: 10
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Ducky

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Old, old, old, old, joke but let me think about this. Um....George Clooney?

8 years ago. Rating: 9
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Ducky

Is this "the ugly" to whom you refer? :)

commented 8 years ago

daren1

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You're so ugly, when you walk into the bank they turn off the cameras !

8 years ago. Rating: 9
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Benthere

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....when you cry, the tears roll down the back of your head.

8 years ago. Rating: 8
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Tommyh

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You should shave your arse & walk backwards.

8 years ago. Rating: 8
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Clonge

In the Northern Hemisphere, it's "Shave your a** and walk forwards!"

commented 8 years ago

bulletman

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You are so ugly ' you would make a blind man cry '

8 years ago. Rating: 8
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mycatsmom

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.....you got whupped with an ugly stick .

8 years ago. Rating: 7
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west-bus

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.............but I like you.

6 years ago. Rating: 6
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summervyanis

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The rose gold case measures 38.5mm x 10.2mm. It's polished wears slim on the wrist and it's got applied and matching indices. Grand Seiko link released a handful of impressive sport watches this week too more on those coming soon but to me a watch like the SBGY026 is Grand Seiko in its purest form. A slim dressy watch link beautiful textured dial Spring Drive caliber and not much more. It comes on a brown croc strap link with a three-fold clasp that is of course gold.