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    "You're so ugly______________________!" Fill-in the blank.

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    +9  Views: 1164 Answers: 10 Posted: 2 years ago
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    I bet you can't even smile.

    Had to tie a pork chop around your neck to get the dog to play with you.......

    you hide til sunset and then wear a wig on your face.

    Old, old, old, old, joke but let me think about this. Um....George Clooney?


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    Ducky

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    Is this "the ugly" to whom you refer? :)

     



    1. You're so ugly, when you walk into the bank they turn off the cameras !

    ....when you cry, the tears roll down the back of your head.

    You should shave your arse & walk backwards.

    Clonge

    In the Northern Hemisphere, it's "Shave your a** and walk forwards!"

    You are so ugly ' you would make a blind man cry '

    .....you got whupped with an ugly stick .

    .............but I like you.



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