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    If somebody says to you, "I've got good news and bad news" and you want to hear both, which would you like to hear first?

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    The bad news is...we amputated the wrong leg.


    The good news is...the other one is getting better.

    I will always take the bad news first,so i can finish on a high note..>>>>>>><<<<<<<<..

    ....bad first


    ....then look forward


    ....forward ever, backward never

    Of course the bad news. Any good news will soften the blow.  "Mom is on the roof and I can't get her down".....

    Bad news first....let's get it over with!    :(

    I'll go along with the Bad News Bears here. 



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