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....birthday cards for my wife are pretty warped.

8 years ago. Rating: 11
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In the 8th or 9th grade I bought a water squirt pen. There were two nerdy guys who sat  on the row in front of me. I would squirt the water from the pen towards the ceiling and the water would land on top of one of  their heads or land on their desk making their book or notebook paper wet. One of the guys told the teacher there is a leak in the ceiling. It took everything I had not to bust a gut laughing.

8 years ago. Rating: 10
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A face mask..meant to scare the grandkids,ended up scaring myself..>>>>>>>><<<<<<<<..

8 years ago. Rating: 9
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Donut tree seeds!  planting instructions included! Dig a ten foot deep hole drop in seed! For glazed donuts pour in 20 pounds of sugar!  The "seeds" were Cheerios! LOL!

 

8 years ago. Rating: 7
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Obama bobblehead.!!!!!!!!!!!

8 years ago. Rating: 6
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A wedding ring for my first wife.

8 years ago. Rating: 4
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