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He would ask 'do you know why i pulled you over', i would answer Yes, no use arguing with police, you will end up worse off.  :)

Tell them why dont you do a proper job of work,??That should wind them up ,,

I had to drive.I was too drunk to walk.

We were horny.. That's been a few years ago but it worked.  What the he!! Else ya gonna say when y'all don't have your pants on? 

....I remember having the last words, "Yes sir."

Any excuse he might buy,,he is gonna book me anyway,so who cares what i tell him..>>>>>>><<<<<<..

What can I do to informally resolve the situation ?

Yesterday, I was pulled over by a campus police officer for not having a rear license plate.  I explained that the plate had been stolen about a month ago, and I'd reported the theft to the police and taken the front plate to the DMV, turned it in and gotten new plates and a sticker for the rear plate.  The plates were not ON the vehicle because I was afraid they would get stolen again because I am usually in the same places, so feel I'm an easy target.  The plates were in the boot/trunk, which the officer did not want me to get out of my car to show him.  After confirming my wild tale of truth, he told me to have a nice day.