country bumpkin

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Do you or have you been told that...

Fart in your sleep?

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+7 Views: 886 Answers: 8 Posted: 9 years ago

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ROMOS

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But I know someone who does.

And it's not me.

And the "no image" is deliberate.

9 years ago. Rating: 7
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Ducky

LOL!! Care to name names?

commented 9 years ago

ROMOS

Easy guess!

commented 9 years ago

country bumpkin

LOL...I'm laughing so hard My cheeks hurt!

commented 9 years ago

Flip

Cheeks??? lol

commented 9 years ago

country bumpkin

LMCO!

commented 9 years ago

Ducky

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What a terrible thing to suggest! I'll have you know that I am the perfect little lady and would NEVER do such a thing!!!

9 years ago. Rating: 6
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ROMOS

LIAR!!!!

commented 9 years ago

country bumpkin

Ducks don't fart they frubble! LOL

commented 9 years ago

Ducky

I'm not a liar. I AM the perfect little lady!

commented 9 years ago

ROMOS

No you're frubbly not.

commented 9 years ago

country bumpkin

But you can't help what happens in your sleep little lady.

commented 9 years ago

Ducky

Oh, so it's not my fault? That makes me very happy....just in case "it" ever does happen.

commented 9 years ago

terryfossil 1

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Vinny says ladies do not fart,,they pass wind..

9 years ago. Rating: 6
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country bumpkin

How cute! BTW, I don't fart-I FLUFF!

commented 9 years ago

clu

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Sure! I know I do! After all if you don't fart your head may blow off! LOL:)

9 years ago. Rating: 6
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country bumpkin

Someone who finally understands! LOL

commented 9 years ago

terryfossil 1

You could always Burp,Cough,Sneeze or hiccup to release the pressure..>>>>>>>><<<<<<<..

commented 9 years ago

country bumpkin

Seriously, I've had a headache all day and my stomach has felt like a load of bricks. I took a teaspoon of bicarbonate soda mixed with water an hour ago which caused me to burp about 5 times and I feel normal now. Sorry if this sounds tacky, I don't go around farting/fluffing and burping in front of people but I couldn't help but belch in front of Roy tonight a few times after I took the B-soda and I would do it again if I show this much improvement. :)

commented 9 years ago

clu

It's not something you think about!

commented 9 years ago

Bob/PKB

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Actually, no, but my ex-husband didn't wear hearing aids to bed and had chronic sinus problems.

9 years ago. Rating: 5
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hector5559

How dare you,but ive often wonderd what happens when a lady wares tights

commented 9 years ago

Bob/PKB

She doesn't eat as much.

commented 9 years ago

country bumpkin

HA! Now that's funny!

commented 9 years ago

jhharlan

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I asked and was told “no”. I SNORE!

9 years ago. Rating: 4
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country bumpkin

You snore your socks off! LOL

commented 9 years ago

mycatsmom

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You guys sound like a bunch of 5th grade boys ! They're always so obsessed with their fart jokes and fart talk .

9 years ago. Rating: 4
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Bob/PKB

We are just getting to know each other better.

commented 9 years ago

country bumpkin

Just having a little Friday night fun!

This is for you MCM.
Knock Knock
Who's there?
Fart
Fart who?
Fart Knocker!

commented 9 years ago

talibttallulah

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She published "The Clock and Watchmakers' Manual" in 1860 a selection of technical and historical writings by different authors originally written in French. We have a copy in our library at HSNY. She's listed as link the author but the use link of the initials "M. L. Booth" on the title page suggests the publisher was aware that a woman's name on a horological textbook might not be a link selling point. The publisher John Wiley still exists and focuses on technical and scientific publications.