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    A wife asks her husband.........

    If I die first,will you remarry?


    Husband:- I'still fit & healthy...so Yes.


    Wife:- will she live in my house?


    Husband:- It's all paid for..so  Yes.


    Wife:- will she drive my car?


    Husband:- It's brand new..so Yes.


    Wife:- Will she use my golf clubs?


    Husband:- No.  She's left handed.

    +3  Views: 2835 Answers: 5 Posted: 7 years ago
    Ducky

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    TU.

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    Clever wife, knows which questions to ask.......

    ""


    Very funny Tommy.   lol


     

    Tommyh

    TU Ducky.You're not a lefty are you?
    Ducky

    Moderator
    No Tommy. I do things the right way. :)

    But surely Tommothy,Right handed clubs could be altered to suit the new Wife,??

    Tommyh

    No new wife for me Dennis.TU

    Tommy, you always bring us a smile.

    Tom,does your wife go on AKA..you know why i am asking..>>>>>>>><<<<<<<<..

    Tommyh

    no. TU LOL


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