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    4. A wife asks her husband.........
    A wife asks her husband.........

    If I die first,will you remarry?


    Husband:- I'still fit & healthy...so Yes.


    Wife:- will she live in my house?


    Husband:- It's all paid for..so  Yes.


    Wife:- will she drive my car?


    Husband:- It's brand new..so Yes.


    Wife:- Will she use my golf clubs?


    Husband:- No.  She's left handed.

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    +3  Views: 2990 Answers: 5 Posted: 8 years ago
    Ducky

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    Commented 8 years ago
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      Clever wife, knows which questions to ask.......

      8 years ago. Rating: 8
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        Ducky

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        commented 8 years ago

        ""


        Very funny Tommy.   lol


         

        8 years ago. Rating: 7
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          Tommyh

          TU Ducky.You're not a lefty are you?
          commented 8 years ago
          Ducky

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          No Tommy. I do things the right way. :)
          commented 8 years ago

          But surely Tommothy,Right handed clubs could be altered to suit the new Wife,??

          8 years ago. Rating: 5
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            Tommyh

            No new wife for me Dennis.TU
            commented 8 years ago
            Ducky

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            TU.
            commented 8 years ago

            Tommy, you always bring us a smile.

            8 years ago. Rating: 4
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              Ducky

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              commented 8 years ago

              Tom,does your wife go on AKA..you know why i am asking..>>>>>>>><<<<<<<<..

              8 years ago. Rating: 3
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                Tommyh

                no. TU LOL
                commented 8 years ago


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