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Why did you go to jail?

I had a knife buried in a very zippered backpack (I had forgotten all about it) when I went to the courthouse. I did a month........

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+7 Views: 1244 Answers: 9 Posted: 10 years ago

mycatsmom

I've carried a knife for years, and a box cutter ........and Mace. Never got caught.

Commented 10 years ago

mycatsmom

At least you got 3 hots and a cot.

Commented 10 years ago

jhharlan

Not all of them were hot and calling it a cot is a misnomer......

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lindilou

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... oh man ... I got hit with the stupid stick and ended up having to marry the guy about a year later when ... wait a minute ... I thought you asked why'd we get married!!! lol

10 years ago. Rating: 9
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Ducky

LOL!!

commented 10 years ago

mycatsmom

ha hahahahahah

commented 10 years ago

Clonge

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Here's why: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lbNPg_Rp0ws

10 years ago. Rating: 8
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jhharlan

Love? You? I know of your love for your son, fill us in on the rest......

commented 10 years ago

Clonge

Actually, it was in my dreams. Julie was my jailor (it has a nice ring to it) and I was locked up for 5,824 days, which is what appears on her Kindle!

commented 10 years ago

Ducky

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Hasn't happened....so far. I'm trying to behave myself. lol

10 years ago. Rating: 7
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Tommyh

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I haven't had the pleasure.

10 years ago. Rating: 7
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Flip

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I didn't but I should have..... I plead the 5th.

10 years ago. Rating: 7
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Bob/PKB

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Spent some time in holding, but avoided behind the bars. It was the lowest point in my personal experience to date.

10 years ago. Rating: 6
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digger

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It's on my dwindling bucket list. How's the wine selection ?

10 years ago. Rating: 6
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Bob/PKB

You'll find a complete "whine" list, robust, flavorful, fruity, dry, and amusing. Sample at your own risk

commented 10 years ago

digger

Surely, California jails must offer terrific full-bodied Napa Valley Cabs.

commented 10 years ago

Bob/PKB

Only in the prisons...the best you'll find in a California jail is Boone's Farm Strawberry Hill, which would cause anyone to whine.

commented 10 years ago

mycatsmom

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I've got a get out of jail free card.

10 years ago. Rating: 4
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sachieln2003

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