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    Be a responsible citizen


    While strolling round
    the Harbor this morning about 7 a.m., I noticed a character shouting
    "Allah be praised" and "Death to all infidels" and suddenly he tripped
    and fell into the water.
    He was struggling to
    stay afloat because of all the explosives he
    was carrying. If he didn't get help he would surely drown.
    Being a responsible citizen, and abiding by the law of the land that
    requires you to help those in distress, I informed the Police, the
    Coast Guard, the Immigration Office and even the Fire Dept.
    It is now 11 a.m., the terrorist has drowned, and none of the
    authorities have yet to respond.
    I'm starting to think I wasted four
    stamps.

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    +5  Views: 1678 Answers: 4 Posted: 10 years ago
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      Emmmm????


       


       


       


       


      HA HA HA!!!!!!!!!!!


       


       


       


       


      LMFBO  ;)

      10 years ago. Rating: 5
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        terryfossil 1

        Hey Roy,every time you guys put letters up "LMFBO" I gotta go find out what they mean,,,Roy,,you got a fat butt..??????????..>>>>>>><<<<<<<<..
        commented 10 years ago
        ROMOS

        Can't say on here mate, no alood!
        commented 10 years ago
        terryfossil 1

        AHHHHHHHHH SOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO..>>>>>>>><<<<<<<<..
        commented 10 years ago

        Funny and I was surprised. Were there no cement life jackets around?

        10 years ago. Rating: 4
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          terryfossil 1

          Of cause not,he wanted to save him not kill him,,did i misunderstand something..????..>>>>>>>><<<<<<<..
          commented 10 years ago

          I'm afraid to laff

          10 years ago. Rating: 4
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            terryfossil 1

            It's okay Bob,he cannot sue you..>>>>>>>><<<<<<<<..
            commented 10 years ago

            Tissot, official MotoGP World Championship timekeeper since 2001, has been rolling out watches flaunting a look inspired link by that of the link vitamin-fueled two-wheelers roaring link round the tracks since it started partnering in this competition.

            3 months ago. Rating: 0
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