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    Be a responsible citizen


    While strolling round
    the Harbor this morning about 7 a.m., I noticed a character shouting
    "Allah be praised" and "Death to all infidels" and suddenly he tripped
    and fell into the water.
    He was struggling to
    stay afloat because of all the explosives he
    was carrying. If he didn't get help he would surely drown.
    Being a responsible citizen, and abiding by the law of the land that
    requires you to help those in distress, I informed the Police, the
    Coast Guard, the Immigration Office and even the Fire Dept.
    It is now 11 a.m., the terrorist has drowned, and none of the
    authorities have yet to respond.
    I'm starting to think I wasted four
    stamps.

    +5  Views: 1199 Answers: 3 Posted: 7 years ago

    3 Answers

    Emmmm????


     


     


     


     


    HA HA HA!!!!!!!!!!!


     


     


     


     


    LMFBO  ;)

    terryfossil 1

    Hey Roy,every time you guys put letters up "LMFBO" I gotta go find out what they mean,,,Roy,,you got a fat butt..??????????..>>>>>>><<<<<<<<..
    ROMOS

    Can't say on here mate, no alood!
    terryfossil 1

    AHHHHHHHHH SOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO..>>>>>>>><<<<<<<<..

    Funny and I was surprised. Were there no cement life jackets around?

    terryfossil 1

    Of cause not,he wanted to save him not kill him,,did i misunderstand something..????..>>>>>>>><<<<<<<..

    I'm afraid to laff

    terryfossil 1

    It's okay Bob,he cannot sue you..>>>>>>>><<<<<<<<..


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