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    Voted Best Scottish Short Joke

    A bloke walks into a Glasgow library and says to the librarian,

    'Excuse me Miss, dey ye hae ony books on suicide?'

    At which she stops what she is doing, looks at him over the top of her glasses and says,

    'Bugger off, ye'll no bring it back!'

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    +5  Views: 1787 Answers: 3 Posted: 10 years ago
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      Aye Terry, heard that ane afore, funny though.


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      10 years ago. Rating: 9
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        terryfossil 1

        Put ya shirt back on muscles..>>>>>>>><<<<<<..
        commented 10 years ago

        Be fair, neither did the swimmer who borrowed “swim around the world in record time” from a gullible friend…..

        10 years ago. Rating: 4
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          5 months ago. Rating: 0
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